nobody:

me when i eat pop rocks:

The chosen boy 

via @bo_mang_co

date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

isn’t it a lovely day to stop treating bi girls like Straight Girls Lite™

i know this is a fanmade trailer but holy shit it looks so fucking good 

so im sitting there, tit in hand, dissociating

carlos from night vale really did get it all….moved to a strange town in the middle of nowhere where no one from his past life could find him, runs around investigating cool supernatural shit for a job, had the radio host of said strange supernatural town immediately fall in love with him, MARRIED said radio host, & settled down into wedded bliss in a kooky but friendly paranormal city. like damn! he’s living the dream!!

undress blumarine fw 2004

Be your own daddy, make your own sugar.

I need a new tattoo, an orgasm, and a good nights sleep.

wow I can’t believe lupita n’yongo invented acting

SZA attends the Heavenly Bodies: Fashion & The Catholic Imagination Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 7, 2018 in New York City.

I love my yelling goblin child

aaaa! i could’ve dropped my croissant