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I PEE SITTING DOWN (I DONT LIKE 2 TOUCH MY PENIS) (GOT THAT BLUETOOTH DICK) (HANDS FREE) (IM THE CLEANEST)
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youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga
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Another day of being a beautiful and charismatic woman
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this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability
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#i hope i can 1 day b this lucky .....#< has worsening arfid that developed after a five yr accidental but vry intense anorexic period#yayyy oversharing personal medical details in tumblr tags <33
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knuckle tattoo that says JANE EYRE
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a story with that cyberpunk theme of “are you really human if you modify your body to gain power“, except the body modification is just strength training.
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finally cured myself of the curse of memory and now i can touch the burners on the stove as many times as i want with all the excitement of new discoveries and none of the knowledge of upcoming pain
#the angel of spacetime fades its sweet red eyes up at me from the dark oily black of the electric stovetop#& it is divinity thru my body like for the first time ! over & over i complete the circuit & i am new !#the angel holds me in sweet electric bliss . heat . i retreat to lick my wounds & feel special to have been touched at all . no1 touches me#i am forced to be tender with this wretchedflesh#i nurse me back to health & i forget
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God announces plans to play His "Cruelest trick to date!"
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shanna moakler celebrating her divorce from travis barker, 2006.
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what if breaking bad were a girl
#IFHT MENTIONED#i used 2 watch their videos when i was in middle school#once i wanted 2 show my sister the how 2 b an american vid but i was a white hot ball of shame in a quivering middle schooler body#so i just kept pushing the convo we were having in my desired direction until i got her 2 organically look up the vid#she found it rlly funny (win) but she also took credit 4 finding it which DEVASTATED me the long time ifht watcher#who had actually found the video & brought it 2 her attention but didnt wanna b direct in case she didnt find it funny#i wonder if i send this post 2 s17 i can get him 2 orangically watch an ifht vid as well#dude wait im gna thats funny as fuck#id have two nickels ;)
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