to any mutuals, i am alive... i've just been consumed by D&D podcasts and roleplaying as an archaeologist on a minecraft server. also I am taking a big huge tumblr sabbatical because i need to have good mental health for like a month straight PLEASE. alright love you all very much goodbyeeee i may be back someday you never knowwwwww o////
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looking at that one booktok post and didn’t realize how funny this is. uou do not know what a safe word is
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Minecrafters grab your pickaxes, and catch up on the QBLR QUARTERLY!
what's up guys, you just found the internet's first hellsite smp! what's qblr you ask? well, you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific: my brother you are on qblr. this is the qsmp fan tumblr. some of us made a server. and now, let me learn you a thing about all the events and mishaps that happened on the server this week!
the server opened with players and creatures running around the world trying to survive the first nights on a modded world, to varying degrees of success
as days pass, residents begin to encounter monsters tough enough to warrant better lodging and armor. with these reinforced shelters and better gear, the residents begin to form friendships!
the friends share food, homes, and gear. sounds like communism. are they communist or something? actually, that makes perfect sense what with the minecraft and all.
residents sort themselves into groups mostly by timezone and playstyle. being a server inspired by the qsmp, timezones mean that groups speaking different languages stick together and build together.
the french build a stone circle, form a traveling band, and create an inn providing basic necessities like food and beds.
others make their own homes, and an axolotl pond pops up!
the hispanic folk also have a lovely start, with cozy furnishings and no other reports from this side of the server.
and now, a reading from r/EnglishLivingSpaces. white jacaranda walls. plain spruce floor. circular room, with a 1-wide 2-tall window for each 5-wide edge wall of the circle, two windows total. green bed under the window, facing a log pillar in the center of the room. two stacks of loose papers on the right side of the room. a sign reading "r/malelivingspaces" placed next to the bed. this has been a reading of r/EnglishLivingSpaces.
the server celebrated 4/13 by having a fruity rumpus cult party. festivities included drugs and alcohol introduced by some of the mods installed on the server.
and now, the gubby.
bad boy hooters opened to celebrate all the big booby badboys out there in the wild. i always do appreciate a good use of the expression hooters. and as a safe house from the nightmare stalkers that seem to be thriving on the fear and pain they cause, it gets many a visit.
residents continue to build and decorate, with fun and games in between.
folks play for reasonable amounts of time, with two days played in 5 days of server uptime by one ambitious player.
finally, everyone is building interiors to their houses now, with the dining room being a popular place to take photos.
some late bloomers also complete the exteriors of their -- that's not a house, thats a taqueria.
and the first week on the server closes with absolutely nothing ominous happening.
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not on tumblr a lot lately but i love you guys sm <3 <3 <3 just wanted y'all to know
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mentally im friends with a lot of u guys even if we dont talk or never have talked and probably will never talk directly. its ok. the warriors bond transcends words
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Badboyhalo has a type and it's guys named Pierre
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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite
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HE'S TOOTHPASTE
@kadextra @born-in-hell @alchemicaladarna if y'all wanna get in on this ^w^
fuck it. worm on a string picrew chain. let's fucking go
happy worm creation my friends
tagging @areyoudoingthis @cursed-coat-of-homosexuality @peanutbutterex @tfemteach @piratecaptainscaptainpirates (no pressure 💛)
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unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite
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Omg... In the coming days Pierre asked bad if he wants to build a giant create factory with him... I love gay people
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"can bi nbs say dyke" "can trans men say tranny" "can this specific identity reclaim this slur" ENOUGH !!! ALL that matters is whats in your heart when you say it. is there love for your community or is there hate for people not like you. are you saying it to hurt someone or to give a hurtful thing new love-filled meaning. theres your answer.
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imagine dropping gabriel into a major metropolitan city and watching him get so lost in it
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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I love how even though. the qsmp is going through a rough patch the core concept of it is still going strong! Bad's personal translations broke so he spent as much time as he could speaking spanish during stardew. And this is just one example of many!
I feel like this really goes to show that the spirit is still there and we should keep our Hope's up for the future. :)
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"You will be alone forever. Estarás solo para siempre." -BBH 2024
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