My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency
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snoopy of the day
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snoopy of the day
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hey
hey friend
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.
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im soooo normal guys. come closer. let me show you how normal i am.
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My only real and valid writing tip is that you google every word you make up for your fantasy stories. That's It
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snoopy of the day
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fire signs are loads better
saying weird in portuguese is perfect
List of topics on the “would be cancelled on twitter” ( @the-sun-is-also-a-star and @oddbrainedtboy ) group chat tonight:
Me and @the-sun-is-also-a-star ‘s flirting
Crabs
Boobs
Teds love life
Me sending pictures of bears and captioning them things about ted (then everyone joining in)
That i’m gonna start saying epic sauce
Lists
Illegally getting a pigion
The best silver wear (im correct)
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but i'm right
taking best friend applications again bc @remuslupininskirts and @oddbrainedtboy are TRAITORS who hate me smh
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we're so cool fr
List of topics on the “would be cancelled on twitter” ( @the-sun-is-also-a-star and @oddbrainedtboy ) group chat tonight:
Me and @the-sun-is-also-a-star ‘s flirting
Crabs
Boobs
Teds love life
Me sending pictures of bears and captioning them things about ted (then everyone joining in)
That i’m gonna start saying epic sauce
Lists
Illegally getting a pigion
The best silver wear (im correct)
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omg didn't see this
you're funny
taking best friend applications again bc @remuslupininskirts and @oddbrainedtboy are TRAITORS who hate me smh
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i'm all over your insta fr it's amazing
i love being a meme
thank you @remuslupininskirts for making these and @the-sun-is-also-a-star for, with them, engaging on the creation of ideas
why does this sound so formal tf am i
either way
i love this
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ADDING ANOTHER
i love being a meme
thank you @remuslupininskirts for making these and @the-sun-is-also-a-star for, with them, engaging on the creation of ideas
why does this sound so formal tf am i
either way
i love this
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