‘’I don’t understand why you would eat these strange cylinder meat tubes. Where does it go after you eat it?’’

          ‘ For  fun  ! Or  ,  well  ,  that’s  why  I  do  it.  Pearl  hates  food  ,  but  I  think  eating  is  rad. ’

  ‘’That’s kind of gross. Why would you want to put those inside of you?’’

          ‘ I  bet  I  could  eat  ALL  of  these  ,  fifty  hotdogs  has  got  to  be  a  new  record  ! ’

                             —————————- I’M THE HERO OF THE STORY.

I watched the new short and suddenly I have my muse back!

unfortunately.

a fuck load of personal blogs followed me and artificially boosted me to 397 foollowers what do i do

here comes jenny and her tiny ambassador!!!

   ‘’If this happens everytime you get upset then it could be pretty important. Grass is flammable and most of the structures around here are as well. What are you upset about anyway?’’

    ‘’You’re starting a fire.’’

    ‘’You’re starting a fire.’’

     ‘ i am not losing my COOL!! ’

    ‘’Well, i’m sure we can find something at the beach that’s red to replace this creature. Maybe there are some shells that have washed ashore we can use. If you want I can fly us there.’’

     ‘’Hm…maybe we shouldn’t force it to be apart of our project if it doesn’t want to be. Forcing something to be where it doesn’t want to is…an issue with me. We’re going to put them back in the ocean.’’  

     ‘’Well...no, not anymore. You guys aren’t as bad as I thought and I feel like I should apologize for trying to kill you. It wasn’t you who put me in that mirror in the first place...now that I think about it i’m not sure anyone other than Pearl or Garnet even knew I was in there. I was just...frustrated.’’

    ‘’Steven wanted to show me how this world can change so he gave me this leaf to represent that change. It was meant to show me how people can change as well which is why I decided to try not to hold a grudge against you all anymore.’’ Lapis for one didn’t see the humor in her leaf centered meepmorp. It seemed fine to her after-all.

     ‘’Hm...maybe we shouldn’t force it to be apart of our project if it doesn’t want to be. Forcing something to be where it doesn’t want to is...an issue with me. We’re going to put them back in the ocean.’’  

         ‘’What do you think we should do with it? The creatures we use in our meep-morps usually don’t attempt to escape. Maybe we should put it back in the ocean.’’

         ‘’What do you think we should do with it? The creatures we use in our meep-morps usually don’t attempt to escape. Maybe we should put it back in the ocean.’’

      ‘’Maybe it crawled out one of the meep-morps in the barn? Those are the only places we have ocean water.’’ 

no offense but…I love water

These personal blogs...where do they come from

I still have three drafts after all this time

S.S.misery

      ‘’Maybe it crawled out one of the meep-morps in the barn? Those are the only places we have ocean water.’’ 

       ‘’Alright alright.’’  Lapis had never actually…interacted with a lobster before so this was going to be a very dangerous procedure. She assumed that if she put it in a water bubble of timeout it would eventually let go. Which it did, apparently feeling better to be in a more familiar environment. Thankfully for Peridot’s butt the lobster was preoccupied by investigating it’s strange new habitat.