star please come back to australia i’m begging you to slap them all for me i can’t deal with 3 more shows of this nonsense

not the australian mcr fans in a moral outrage over the way bert jokes on stage lmao please cancel him so we never have to hear from you annoying little freaks at used shows ever again

feeling so much second hand embarrassment for robbietheused after everyone decimated him in the comments of the nft post

someone brought this back to my activity and now i'm convulsing remembering this moment, thanks

Bert holding up the keffiyeh (traditional middle eastern headdress) he kept on his mic stand, before asking me to stand up, pointing to his freedom for Palestine bracelet and putting his fist up in the air with me and the rest of the band.

I always gif and post a lot of shit from this day but it still remains the best experience of my life, especially this moment, it was so powerful.

absolutely

the worst thing about being australian on this god forsaken website is when it gets to september and everyone from the northern hemisphere is like ‘today i consumed 3 pumpkin spice lattes and picked my halloween costume and had a sexually charged encounter with a pile of leaves!!!!’ and all that ever happens to me in september is that a bunch of misguidedly defensive birds try to fuckign kill me

tumblr user @vertigocave you have been hoarding this url for 4 years now and haven't used it, can i please have it

this was one day post beans

now @obviousblases has me feeling nostalgic on main and i think these are the only normal photos we took the whole trip so

all memes aside the canyon quite literally gave me another sister and not to get all corny but honestly idk where i'd be without you in my life star, between all our stupid impulsive holidays and used shows around the world and the shitty times too i'm so grateful the canyon brought you into my life 4 years ago, HAPPY CANYON ANNIVERSARY I MISS U SM i can't wait for you to pull a bert and become an australian and never shut up about it

sending you an ask is so strange but since it's canyon anniversary soon and we're on the topic i feel like i need to dip my little freak toes in this conversation and share to the crowds that the canyon is quite literally what brought us together when we were the only two people in this godforsaken site who had listened to the album before it came out and look at us now 4 years later with literal matching canyon tattoos, it's actually insane how much the canyon changed my life

YOUR FREAK TOES queen ilysm and i still cannot believe everything the canyon and this demented website did for us i literally think about our trip and canberra every damn day and how im going to eventually chain migrate to australia through you lmao no but seriously that album also completely changed my life in a million different ways and our trip is still the most fun ive ever had in my entire fucking life i miss you sm happy canyon anniversary 🏔

the only decent person in this crowd was a teen with an mcr shirt

i have 1000 things i want to say about australia & tonight’s show but before i do here’s live footage of me slapping this chick’s hand after she thought it was okay to grope bert in the middle of a fucking show his wife and kids were at. he saw me slap her and then gave me the fucking rocket power woogidy handshake as a thank you so that was my tuesday night lmao

every single day i remember this moment and i genuinely still can't believe this happened + was caught on literal video

that video is crazy like i couldnt see anybody grope him but if you watch carefully all the people around you are looking over there like 👀

it was wild bro i actually didnt notice it was happening until @obviousblases who’s next to me on the right in the vid told me and then when i looked over i saw it and sleeper cell activated lmao

the og video that i stole from some random aussie on instagram showed her grabbing him pretty clearly but i cut it out it before i posted the vid bc it was gross and fucked up. luckily she stopped after i smacked her one

isn't this what happened in joker (2019)

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT FOR YOU!!!!!!!

@obviousblases id rather it not even be on spotify if its gonna look like this

thinking abt how i flew all the way to boston in 2020 just to see the lego batman movie and then clog @fireortheflood’s toilet

“There has been some major talk about Bert and Gerard going out. Is it true?”

thinking abt how i flew all the way to boston in 2020 just to see the lego batman movie and then clog @fireortheflood’s toilet

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

okay but genuinely if you werent old enough to read in 2005 i dont want to hear your brain dead opinions on mcr or emo lmao none of you have any idea how radical or how risky the shit gerard was doing back then was or how much it meant to all of us faggots - even ten years ago homophobia and transphobia were more virulent and commonplace than any of you can even begin to comprehend

anyway happy bday in love and death

i'd like you all to know our new mouse's name is the canyon