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❛ this is why cthulhu doesn’t come back to try and salvage the world. ❜ 

his birthday had never been the most delightful thing in the world, especially with recent happenings that occurred a year ago ( he had only come for halloween but his friends had insisted he stay for his birthday too, so he did. what a mistake that was ) , so it wasn’t a surprise he regarded it with a grimace as he took a sip of his drink. the house had gone quiet and nothing but the cooing of birds was heard ( thank god -- the only peace he could get in this house was when everyone was away or asleep ) .

his birthday...it was something that had happened right in the middle of what grian liked to call ‘the jerry incident’. halloween and the two weeks after weren’t exactly fond memories he’d like to remember, after all.

perhaps he’d treat himself. go out into the city later today before sam and taurtis had a chance to wake up and eat at a restaurant, be out the entire day, head into a nightclub, forget what it truly means to be mortal and forget how fragile his own life is.

maybe, maybe.

grian stared at the almost empty bottle in his hand ( christ, how long had he been sitting here, just...looking? ) , licking his lips in order to instill some kind of moisture in them, and then downed what was left in the bottle, almost wincing at the bitterness of the alcohol. he wiped the excess off with the back of his hand and set the bottle aside, leaning back in his seat. who knew, maybe it’d be an okay day this year.

( oh, who was he kidding? his birthdays were always awful. )

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‘prompts: 1) things you said at 1 am 2) things you said through your teeth 3) things you said too quietly 4) things you said over the phone 5) things you didn’t say at all 6) things you said under the stars and in the grass 7) things you said while we were driving 8) things you said when you were crying 9) things you said when I was crying 10) things you said that made me feel like shit 11) things you said when you were drunk 12) things you said when you thought I was asleep 13) things you said at the kitchen table 14)things you said after you kissed me 15) things you said with too many miles between us 16) things you said with no space between us 17) things you said that I wish you hadn’t 18) things you said when you were scared 19) things you said when we were the happiest we ever were 20) things you said that I wasn’t meant to hear 21) things you said when we were on top of the world 22) things you said after it was over 23) things you said on the streetcar at 1 am 24) things you said with clenched fists 25) things you said in the back seat of a cab 26) things you said sitting still 27) things you said on the phone at 4 am 28) things you said but not out loud 29) things you said in the backyard at night 30) things you said on the highway 31) things you said while I cried in your arms 32) things you said I wouldn’t understand 33) things you said at the back of the theatre 34) things you said in your sleep 35) things you said that made me feel real 36) things you said you’ll never forget 37) things you said with the tv on mute 38)things you said while holding my hand’ 39) things you said when we first met 40) things you said when you met my parents 41) things you said you loved about me 42) things you said when you asked me to marry you 43) things you said in our vows 44) things you said before you kissed me 45) things you said on new year’s eve 46) things you said when you kissed me goodnight 47) things you said in a hotel room 48) things you said on our honeymoon 49) things you said when we were 18 50) things you said when we were 70 51) things you said as we danced in our socks 52) things you said with my lips on your neck 53) things you said in the dark 54) things you always meant to say but never got the chance 55) things you said under your breath 56) things you said in the spur of the moment 57) things you said when no one else was around 58) things you were afraid to say 59) things you said after we fell in love 60) things you said [make your own]

the ones with single quotes aren’t mine, but the rest are. great story and fic prompts

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tenfacedhero:

lucid dream

dicks out for grian

❛ NO! no! no. no dicks out for grian. none of them. no. ❜ 

stares at her for a moment before throwing his paper fan at her.

“Well, sorry, had’ta pass by–”

@theracerandtheprincess || fw starter call.

❛ it’s nothing. ❜ he snapped. the brit who was previously mumbling to a book - a necronomicon - now had backed away, hugging the precious book to his chest. ❛ how about you mind your own business and next time, give me some warning that you're there.  ❜

@koucas​ || fw starter call.

❛ oh, hey, it’s...you. ❜ he surveyed the other for a moment, trying to recall if he ever told him his name. ❛ i’m surprised you’re up this early. ❜ or still awake at this hour, if you were grian ( old habits died hard ) . ❛ do you want anything? i was just gonna grab something from the cupboards but i’m sure i could whip something up. ❜

❛ ughhhh - why is it so hot? ❜ fans himself with a paper fan.

yells

the camera’s always watching: 

Life is Strange AU where Grian takes the place of Max and Sam with Chloe. The former is an art student and finds himself having time powers one morning and doesn’t really use them until he finds an old friend ( that he didn’t really want to find again ) in the bathroom of his school being assaulted by another. Feeling guilty about Sam’s death ( even though grian half enjoyed the person who had abused & manipulated him dying ) , Grian rewinds time. 

Soon after, Sam tells him about Taurtis, someone who’s gone missing over the past couple months. Pressured into helping him, Grian goes along with the plan and the two set off to find Taurtis.

i should’ve never come here

Yandere High School Jerry Arc subverse where Grian is forced into dressing up as Taurtis for Sam. Nothing else to it. 

just pretend it’s okay

Tokyo Soul S2 AU. Details pending ( half bc it’s an ongoing series n also bc i haven’t caught up lmao ) , but basically in the ‘new world’, Taurtis and Grian are separated from Sam and plopped into another town. With no one left to threaten him, Grian attempts to leave Japan, but wherever he goes, it just plops him back into the town. He separates from Taurtis because he’s just as bad as Sam in his eyes ( grian does pity him a bit, though ) and moves to another part of Japan.

@reaperdachi​ || fw starter call.

❛ ...i’ll be damned, you had a lot of people fooled. i suppose a lot of people will be treating you differently now, huh? ❜ a pause,  ❛ are you the only one? i mean, the only one that can be smudged up like that. ❜ it was clear he was trying to ask his questions while trying to avoid the actual name of what he was.

@mcncheri || fw starter call.

❛ hey, you’re the guy that stopped me from rushing in when that one guy was being assaulted by dolls, right? i say me, you really just said a general statement that applied to me. anyways, uh... ❜ let’s hope grian wasn’t mistaken that the other spoke french.  ❛ merci. tu as sauvé beaucoup de vies. my french’s a little rusty, but thanks. really. ❜  

@pluviatempestas || fw starter call.

❛ mary has to know what she’s doing is wrong, right? sure, she’s like, 10, but that doesn’t explain - or excuse - what she’s doing. you’d think a 10 year old would be traumatized by the whole murder execution thing. ❜

fabricated world starter call !! i’ll decide on a cap later B0

❝ just put that away ---      NO ONE NEEDS TO GET HURT HERE.  ❞

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