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i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion
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You will be nice
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behold my masterpiece
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If im reading a 800 page book I should be freed of all other responsibilities in my life. Like sorry I can’t do that right now because im reading this long ass book. Yeah you know how it is
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How can Germans ban entry of people to all of Europe that seems like a really bad idea to allow Germany that power
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Daily checklist of affirmations:
Nothing wrong with me
Nothing wrong with me
Nothing wrong with me
Nothing wrong with me
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Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president
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Guy who doesn't understand that killing is murder: we can just kill him, right? That's legal
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Short Men,
If you are self conscious about your height,
The hottest man in existence was 5’ 2”
Wear your crown proudly King
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I'm not human
I'm a cute mouse ♡
It takes me ages to type ♡♡♡
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Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself
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