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this whole scene deserves to be played out in full
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marvel headquarters, early 2000s
guy 1: who do u think we should cast as wolverine
guy 2: idk probably a huge, jacked man
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Any time someone implies Scott Summers is a villain I lose 10 years off my life
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Don't forget that Damian is BIRACIAL, so he can take after either one of his parents, or be the perfect mixture of both. It wouldn't be a surprise if he came out light because, biology wise, men do carry dominant genes (Bruce is light and white) and Talia is pretty light herself so NO there's no need to have him be 10x shades darker with no explanation, just so he can seem more ethnic, which is offensive itself. (Also I understand artist interpretation) but have priorities, sir.
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Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives
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MCU characters as John Mulaney quotes
Loki: "I’ll keep all of my emotions right here *points to chest*, and then one day I’ll die.”
Fury: "You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair."
Bruce Banner: “Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you!”
Bucky Barnes: “Hi, I’m very gay, and I’d like a few dollars.”
Clint Barton: "It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them- especially when you were supposed to do them. In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin."
Thor: "Anyone who has seen my dick and met my parents needs to die"
Tony Stark: "Thirteen year olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to do this day...because 8th graders will make fun of you but in an accurate way. They will get to the thing that you don't like about you. They don't even have to look at you for long. They'll just be like 'Ha, ha, ha hey look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips.' and I'm like 'No! That's the thing I'm sensitive about!'"
Steve Rogers: "I don't look older, I just look worse."
Peter Parker: "You remember being 12, when you're like 'nobody look at me or I'll kill myself.'"
Natasha Romanoff: "Sometimes babies will point at me and I don't care for that shit at all."
Scott Lang: "You know those days where you're just like 'this might as well happen. Adult life is already so damn weird.'"
Rhodey: "I have a girlfriend now. Which is weird because I'm probably gay based on the way I've walked and talked for 28 years."
Sam Wilson: "Stick it in, I am an American!"
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*crashing sound*
Aunt May: What was that?
Peter: My shirt fell.
Aunt May: It sounded a lot heavier than that!
Peter: I was in it.
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Cyclops: mutant rights-
Wolverine: what are you, a sjw??
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Tony: Hello my beautiful son, just wondering did you eat my humus as it seems to have disappeared and I was so looking forward to it.
Peter: ..maybe
Tony: Fucker
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it always gets worse before it gets better // k.s.
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@punchportals is my friend and greatest rival
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They’d be off the floor before you could even finish the sentence.
-Jason would be on a chair (“What? It was the nearest place!”)
-Damian would be on top of the bookshelf (how the fuck did he get there?? No one knows)
-Dick would be perched on the chandelier (they don’t even ask at this point)
-Bruce and Cass are literally nowhere to be found after the words ‘the floor is’ (Cass was found lying on the couch with a book. Smart move, Cass. They still don’t know where Bruce went at the time. He’s still pretty cryptic about it.)
-Tim is lying facedown on the floor.
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Say it with me: Damian Wayne is not white
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