This thing is getting heavy to lift.

Waiting for my third dinner to show up at 1am. How many baconators do you think it takes to fill this tank?

After a weekend of multiple buffets

Just finished my bucket of fried chicken for dinner and I’m already like, “What’s for second dinner?.

Feeling round

Feeling especially round and fat.

Slurping down some gainer shake

Chugging down a 2,000 calorie gainer shake as a snack.

Let’s make this gut hang so much lower

Come watch this whole pizza disappear.

What eating a whole pizza will do to ya

2 Chipotle burritos are no longer enough. Be the reason 4 burritos isn’t enough.

Feeling nice and full after my bucket of fried chicken. Come watch me eat the whole bucket dipping every bite in gravy, guzzle down a few cokes, let out a good amount of burps, and then finish it off by chugging the rest of the gravy.

So addicted to stretching this gut out as much as possible.