oakenthief
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i like computers & some other stuff
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i will never risk saying this in an actual gaming server but I don't think constantly screaming out of anger when you're playing is good
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old swordsmith’s proverb - “be wary of making a sword too sharp. one day it may be used to cut off your own head”
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The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) dir. Brian Henson
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Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?
I didn't censor anything, what -
oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.
Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen
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very funny that i still think of tumblr as being relaxing because sometimes I’ll come on this site and my eyes will immediately be assaulted by a string of words that even monkeys with typewriters would be sent to hell for and I’ll just have to deal with that
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"i only wanna eat things with ingredients i can pronounce" has always been one of the funniest moral positions of all time. literally just learn how to pronounce more ingredients then? truly undefeated in its celebration of ignorance
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I'm a "multiple interpretations of a character are valid" person until I see an interpretation that explicitly contradicts canon and then I start chewing on the drywall.
#zenos is just a battle husband and likes fighting#my brother in christ did you play the game#ffxiv#zenos
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Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’
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when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on
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the video game parabola where games that are bad are bad but games that are too polished are also bad
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You can’t tell me Louisoix wasn’t roping the broke phd students into babysitting his grandkids for him.
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