you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

this is how I imagine having a werewolf boyfriend looks like

Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

waga baba bobo

just heard a skeleton skitter past ...

This line from lysandres wiki is so funny his motivations are truly incomprehensible

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

realizing why your gay friend has dog toys, but no dog

Comm for @RealAetius on Twitter (X)

oh, garrett hawke...

in the words of jeremy himself <3

I feel that if I don’t repost this somewhere every year at some point, I’m living my life incorrectly.