chronic illness will have you like "ugh i dont feel like going to class today im just gonna call in sick" and feeling bad about skipping until you realise you 'didnt feel like it' because you are actually too sick to go. and you did not in fact skip class but just called in sick for the regular reason of being sick. "wow i must be so lazy for not wanting to drag myself to class despite being ill" <- words spoken by a fool who should definitely stay home and take a break !!!

Kabru trying his usual approach to undermining people against Laios is so funny. It’s like he’s a grandmaster at chess, poker, and everything else that requires mind-games coming up to a guy, fully expecting to beat him at any game under any circumstances, only to realize he didn’t prepare for the one thing he’d actually be faced with, which is a hotdog eating contest against a guy whose friends call him “the vacuum cleaner”.

laios in ep 15

task manager! kill that man

An Unhealthy Obsession by The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra is sung by two alternating singers. today i read that "everyone interprets the song to be a man and woman simultaneously stalking each other" which has NEVER crossed my mind, so now im curious.

song here

feel free to specify in the tags i wanna know !!!

(having mildly hard time drawing) i hate doing this shit i’m never doing it again (having mildly fun time drawing) i love this shit it’s what i was born to do (having mildly hard time drawing) i hate this shi

Love is in the air?

WRONG!!!

78.084% NITROGEN

20.947% OXYGEN

0.934% ARGON

0.035% CARBON DIOXIDE

Mentally floating face down in a river

genuinely save me

one might mock the 4am trains i booked but on both the ones that went on normal times the federal police was called on someone in my wagon. so.

died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying

the master is a literal legend

in an effort to engage with my husbands interests and reconnect with him i will seduce his lover and have an affair with him also

died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

[id: edit of the good place meme of jason, lea ing against an ariana grande album saying, "oh ariana, we're really in it now" except its been edited to have a picture of the album cover for Jhariah's new album Trust Ceremony, with the text edited to say "Oh, Jhariah Trust Ceremony, we're really in it now." end id.]

work mood today