nutwit
The Humble Art of Lying
metaphorically literal and literally metaphoric /
Madeline she/they, 25, wife+ /
arbitrary causality experimenter /
ace/pan multitude container (@w@) /
average recreational math enjoyer / i just had another a great idea for the fake exchange
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People: "Trans people have trouble finding and keeping gainful employment because of the various intersections of hate they face in day-to-day life."
People when a trans woman is e-begging to make ends meet as a stop-gap solution to several big problems: "Why don't you just go get a job you lazy, stupid, ugly, greedy piece of shit? It's not that hard."
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really, if we tried, we could make philomena cunk a tumblr sexywoman.
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oh dang THANK YOU to goodreads for naming BURY YOUR GAYS one of the most anticipated reads of summer. LOVE IS REAL
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The Super Mario Bros. Super Show: “Mario’s Magic Carpet”
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all the monsters in the dungeon can't compare to the horror of marcille's healing magic
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A gallant in distress!
idk, I'm just having fun with these two. :''')
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my biologically 22 year old transgender daughter, turning deep red and trying not to pop a blood vessel: H...HAAAAAAAA......RRRAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!
me, periodically glancing back over my shoulder while doing 110 down the I-95: Come on sweetheart, focus! Kids 6 and under eat free at this place and I know you can age regress 2 more years
the angel chained up in the passenger seat browsing the menu on his phone with his free hand: do u guys think these are like actual buttermilk pancakes or is it just a marketing term
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A sinister garlic dish. A flirtatious frog. And no idea what's up with the set of gaping conheads.
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