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nurse: he is a beautiful baby boy! what would you like to name him?
me: fox :)
nurse: what was that i didn't quite hear you 😅
me: fox :)
nurse: oh haha, sorry just one more time it sounds like you're saying fox 😅
me: yes! fox :)
nurse: ....*writing like it looks like it hurts*... what a.. beautiful name...
nurse: *swallows hard* *bead of sweat runs down forehead* and what... would you like... the midd-
me: mulder :)
nurse: *painfully* awesome
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bought a perfume called “funny little things whispered at very important dinner parties”
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at the deli getting 2 grapefruits because i couldn't decide on a grapefruit
and i'm getting a western omelette with a hash brown
happy thursday!
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if i ever read dune (unlikely) i will be mentally pronouncing paul as pah-oul
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