i'm acts of service coded, or in other words maidpilled

r/parahumans is a delightful place where you can find questions such as "why did Valkyrie help people instead of letting them suffer to make her more powerful?" and answers such as "well, she's mentally unstable and irrational." 😐

Pet peeve on here is when someone is vague posting about a fandom Reddit post being full of Chuds Who Just Don’t Get It, and then I dig up the post under fire and like clockwork the specific interaction being vagued about is at the bottom of the thread or buried in downvotes and the rest of the thread is full of people engaged in thoughtful, good faith discussion and speculation (or, if the op post was genuinely unhinged, variants of “what’s wrong with you?”) Obviously speaks to a certain sickness of the soul on my part that I bother to dig up the original thread, but, you know, our noble tumblr, their barbarous Reddit, etc.

super i love my friends 64 :^] for the sony dreamcast

Margot Quan Knight: A Girl's Best Friend (2002)

I'm not so sure about a certain friend of mine's theory that synths are a trans allegory, but specifically Curie definitely is 100%. Dr. Amari says something like "She'll need help with the transition," even.

my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

When she powder charge on my breach till I burst barrel

this is how my cock functions btw. if you even care

doomed pussy got me following the path of my undoing

bafgel

me at the job i begged god for

things to ask yourself when designing a female character:

how much blood is she covered in

are her eyes filled with madness

can she rip things to shreds with her fingernails

While I admit that it brushes up against the line of "everyone-important-was-involved-in-everything-important" syndrome, there's something really compelling about Cooper Howard getting replaced as the Vault-Tec mascot by an endlessly-malleable-yet-static, non-specific, and above-all proprietary cartoon character. One who adopts his usefully iconic mannerism (stripped of the horrifying context) and leaves his inconvenient scruples at the door.

that "pear shaped" is an idiom meaning "something has gone wrong" is a scathing indictment of the british people, and their lack of proper respect and appreciation for a "thick bitch"

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