I just don't get on here anymore

logged in for the first time in years, follow me on Twitter I forgot how many people I used to talk to here

@itshecks

I'm gonna be deleting this, I'm going to remake at @tokyo-f00l if you want to keep following. there's nothing there yet though. I'm going to make a list of people to keep following but please like this or message if you want to keep following each other and I miss you by accident

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

class 1-A: all of us? against you? this should be easy.

mirio:

red hot silly peppers :)

*rotating 3d objects in my mind*

*rotating the cube* ohhhhhhhhhh *rotating the cone* ooooh my goddddd *rotating the sphere* ahhhhhhhh OH my god DUDE *ROTATING THE PYRAMID

what we want:

what we get:

No offense but Markarth is literally the worst city in all of Skyrim. I show up, a person immediately gets killed, followed by the killer getting killed by the town guards. I undercover a secret agreement between the natives and the family who basically own the city where the natives take credit for killing problem people. Then I get dubbed as a problem person, framed for murders I didn’t commit (even though I did in fact murder some people), and thrown in a labor prison. I then either have to break out of prison with said natives and be responsible for them killing nearly every town guard, or kill their leader myself.

There’s also a cannibal cult that like half the town is apart of, a vaguely alluded to brothel (the only one in skyrim), a house literally possessed by the daedric prince of domination and enslavement, an entire dwemer ruin filled with falmer just below the city.

And the beds are literally made of stone.

im yours came on the radio and since jason mraz came out as bi i noticed it doesnt have any pronouns or genders mentioned in the song… bi anthem

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Wait, which series does Miles Morales first appear in? All these different series are so confusing

me: maintains a 5 second following distance for safe braking every other driver on the road: