nucg5040
no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here
my name is lily, nice to meet u / any pronouns, she/her preferred / minor / my askbox is always open / gen cw: derealisation, threats / i use p heavy txtspk, ask if u need smthn clarified/translated / mcyt sideblog: @razzboo-juice / https://nucg5040.neocities.org / !|#|!
112393 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
vena-electrica-blog
do you like the person you've become?
jadesoloxx
Redheaded Snow Bunny
yanzz13-blog
Tanpa judul
thats-absurd
sisyphus' lament
candycurses
Candy Curses Art
Text
9K notes
·
View notes
Note
hey this was taken from a matt rose video
lets see what animal/plant kim kardashian is
String identified:
GCATCAGTCGCATGCATGCACGATCGATCGATCAGCAGC
Closest match: Sorghum bicolor subsp. drummondii cultivar S722 chromosome 10
Common name: Sudangrass
(image source)
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
sorry but this is so fucking funny. massachusetts can have some rights. as a treat
15K notes
·
View notes
Text
By far the funniest transition timelines are the ones from trans men where the "before" picture is some teeny little guy with sad baby seal eyes and the "after" picture looks like Kratos
83K notes
·
View notes
Text
one of the chocolate guys videos appears on your dash. you pause your scrolling to watch it, trying to guess what he’s making because this doesn’t seem to be one you’ve seen before. as the video goes on you get more unnerved and impressed — he seems to be making a whole human being this time, and it’s uncannily realistic. it’s even filled with candied fruit and sweet pastries in place of organs, red velvet cake and a cherry reduction making up flesh and blood beneath the chocolate. but something feels off. the person he’s making seems strangely familiar. upon the final reveal, you know why. amaury guichon has created a perfect replica of you
19K notes
·
View notes
Text
it's funny when quotes from communist figures breach containment online and people are like "btw in case you didn't know this guy was really problematic"
11K notes
·
View notes