How my internet addiction started

person: steps on the back of my shoe

me, for a whole week:

Twitter is a different universe

LMAOOOO this is too cute

There are two kinds of people

People who support their friends and want them to be happy even it means they get ‘friendzoned’

And people who burn down all of Paris

What?

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

why do all children know the floor is lava game do we all just learn it from older children and inadvertently share it with each other like some natural inevitable cycle why do children discover the floor and the concept of gravity and up and down and suddenly pretend to be afraid of it why do we play with the physical limitations of our world 

emo mating signal: g note on piano

You ever dream something so fucked up that you actually feel a little concerned like excuse me brain what the fuck did you just create

“can i use your phone for a sec?”

“yeah hold on”

do you ever feel like your friendship with someone has an expiration date