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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed
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no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".
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My prioritization skills be like:
“Great news everyone! I have successfully sold my soul for bragging rights to having done that! This will 100% backfire, but damn if I ain’t feelin’ special tonight!”
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all the glamour and the trauma and the fuckin' melodrama
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Eating the "wrong" thing or at the "wrong" time
Getting caught relaxing
Not looking busy
Locking the bathroom door
Not locking the bathroom door
Not unlocking the front door in the morning regardless of if I leave the house
Being like 2 minutes late
Answering my phone
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Reblog with weird things you're afraid of because you had strict/ abusive parents:
I'll start:
Having my door closed or locked
Leaving dishes in the sink even though its my own apartment and its ok if I get them later
Taking a sick day
Doing arts and crafts and accidentally leaving something out when I'm done
Not having my laundry in the right place
Having too many lgbt friends (what if i absorb the gay😢)
Clearing my search history constantly so nobody sees it
Spending time playing video games/ spending time on my phone
Having to ask to stop and use the bathroom on a road trip
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this blog is for directionally challenged people only btw. none of that “i know how to get there” stuff. where are my bitches who don’t know where they are at any given moment
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if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your drink
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your honor my client used a hello kitty themed knife. this was clearly a traumacore aesthetic act and not a murder. we ask for all charges to be dismissed
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stimming isn’t enough i need to take my body apart and put it back together as one would a clockwork machine or a particularly nifty toy car
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i hate when i see people on dating websites that are looking for a "unicorn". you don't even want to fuck your husband why would i
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