npdemu
evil narcissist who wants cupcakes
Avatar ID: An image of Emu Omori in front of the NPD awareness flag. The flag has six equal-width horizontal stripes, from top to bottom: black, dark red, orange, light yellow, white, light purple /end IDBanner ID: A screenshot of two text messages, both have grey speech bubbles. The first reads "What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible" and the second corrects "*irresistible" /end IDAbout: all pronouns (he/it pref), i am plural but i don't usually specify who's fronting cause this isn't a plurality based blog and it's not your business !! a-spec heavy (main label is aromantic) my warning tags are usually in the format of "cw [thing]" and i tag asks with "fan mail". no dni but i'll probably block you if i fall into yours. fandom-related sideblog: @the-sillier-npdemu
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epic aro sculpture i did for class
the heart is made out of plastic bags wrapped with tape, so it's squishy ^_^ and the knife is qtips hot glued together. the knife is also removable!
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A bit ago I was in cooking class and this one girl was talking about her ex boyfriend, I can't remember what she said specifically but she said something along the lines of "He was such a narcissist"
I joined the conversation and said "Do you mean he had narcissistic personality disorder or are you using narcissist in place of a personality trait?"
Everyone in that group looked so shocked and confused. One guy said "I didn't know narcissism was a personality disorder"
I explained that it was and it shut them all up instantly.
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sometimes you need to give up committing to the bit when someone genuinely can’t tell if it’s a bit or not and is getting distressed about it :/ sorry
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the npd urge to be cool and mysterious vs the npd urge to flaunt all of your difficulties for pity and validation
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i have a large vocabulary so i can misinterpret song lyrics more inaccurately
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npd culture is your sense of superiority coming from the fact that you can and will admit to fucking up and will try to make up for your fuck ups, unlike everyone else who would rather play victim to validate their hurt and try to get out of being seen as a potentially bad person
anddddd then seeing other pwnpd talking about why they feel superior and feeling like a fucking idiot for getting a sense of superiority over something that should be basic etiquette (which it usually isn't anymore but wtv)
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#no fr it is a source of pride for me that i am good at apologising even though my “good” should just be the bare fucking minimum#i hate making mistakes but i love writing apologies when i think they're deserved#i love delicately crafting their structure and how i word things#i love making sure i take responsibility and accountability#i love focusing on what i can do moving forward#i love minimising any pressure to forgive me if they don't want to#i love crafting a good apology i love being considerate i love showing care in this uncaring world
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Anyways, calling shoplifting “urban foraging” is very funny, a useful euphemism, should be done more often.
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