why is there FOUR babies in the police station waiting room.

some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

"Wait... who's that binch in the bottom right?"

Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer

have I told you guys that little girls in public keep accusing me of not existing. the first one was a toddler on the bus pointing at me and telling her mom "look, there's no one there, no one!". the second one was another little girl at the grocery store going "oh wow, an isle to ourselves, there's nobody else here!" when I was, in fact, there and in her line of sight. the third time one straight up came up to me at a park to ask me "why don't you exist?" and I absolutely did not know what to tell her. at what point should I get worried

do you guys know that the girlies on Instagram are having a controversy over whether you should throw glass in the ocean or not

more rings anatomical edition

you cannot run

you cannot hide

society could be built on selecting random women to be put in a blender and pulverized monthly and tiktok would be like “how to SLAY the blender look! if you don’t want to get blended you’re just a pick me. getting blended is an act of rebellion in our society. how to dress more blendercore. trans women will never know what it feels like to be worried about getting selected for the blender every month (even though trans women get blended more often than cis women). trans men are traitors because they don’t get selected for the blender anymore (even though they do). actually women are more biologically suited to be blended because our soft frail bodies are easier on the blades and our brains are full of goopy feminine emotions and fluff so there is nothing of value lost when they’re crushed into a chunky red liquid. it is an act of divine femininity to be blended.”

Zodiac series by Rozenn Grosjean

making discord 2

“i could fix him” could you fix me instead? i’m suffering

my pet mold spore

People don't appreciate the patience we russian tumblr psyops have in between the US election years. there are 3 years when we have to keep acting like actual people with actual opinions. this is truly an unthanked job

It is imperative that you assemble a collection of tumblr mutuals who are vocal about their deeply specific, highly involved kinks that you don’t share at all. If you humble yourself with the diversity of the human experience enough you can become inoculated against reactionary puritanism permanently

tumblrs great. you can have 6,000 followers & only 9 of them are active/real