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condom fic: the becondoming
Trojan Horse | Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen/OFC | Explicit | 4,400 words
A surprise threesome shows up at Daniel’s hotel room. The full story of this.
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I’m curious what the stats are in this area of tumblr because in some settings I feel like my number is a lot and in others it feels like barely any. If you want you can put in the tags if you feel like your number is high or low to you personally
#... one#boy! that was a bad relationship with a shitty person#to say nothing of the dysphoria#wish i could try again with better people and a better body but hey it's ALSO fucking terrifying#what is it like to simply enjoy sex like any other fun activity instead of feeling like you're volunteering to be autopsied!#they should invent an intimacy that isn't also extreme physical and emotional vulnerability#not f1#just. my mom doesn't need to see this lmao
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#fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuk. fuck fuck. fuc. fuck. fuck. fuck. f#i'm being inappropriate#dr3
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#this is the most obscene thing i have seen in WEEKS#eyes closed... lower lip wet???#trophy so lovingly cradled#i'm losing it. i'm done. i'm digging a hole in the back yard and lying down in it and i'm never getting up#asexuality.exe has STOPPED WORKING#sexual crisis level DEFCON 2#i'm being inappropriate#dr3
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At the risk of posting an exceedingly lukewarm take re: the previous reblog, I think that fiction in general should be light on explanation and that the best emotional beats and character exploration are implied by the action rather than spelled out in the dialogue. Writers, say less. Readers, learn to interpret the goddamn text.
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I genuinely think that part of fandom has forgotten that Fiction is the place where we are in total control of everything that happens.
Like... no, the characters did not verbally affirm their consent. But. It's OK, because. I am writing this. I have decided that they consent.
This is the same issue with a lot of ~problematic~ ships, I think. "But the age gap--" "but the power imbalance--" WELL I've decided that these two people can handle it!!! Stop worrying about things that aren't real!!!
When I’m reading smut and the author breaks the flow of the story so that the characters can tell us that they have enthusiastic consent it feels exactly like when Dora the Explorer looks directly into the camera and says ‘Seat belts so we can be safe!’ anytime she gets into a motorized vehicle.
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why do all your fics have smut scenes in them 🤔
cuz im horny. next!
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so honey hold my hand, you like making me wait for it / i feel like i could die walking up to the room
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↪ 𝑺𝑬𝑻𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺 ( a collection of various settings meant to inspire drabbles or be used as prompts . will be updated . )
001. the seaside , as the sun is setting .
002. a cabin in the middle of the woods .
003. a picket-fenced home in the suburbs .
004. a dark bus stop lit only by street lights .
005. a private jet miles high in the sky .
006. a funhouse’s room of mirrors .
007. an office building , bustling and busy .
008. the back row of an empty movie theater .
009. a run-down (or abandoned) motel room .
010. a loud house party on a suburban street .
011. a university lecture hall during a class .
012. the rooftop of a very tall building .
013. a great ballroom during an elegant party .
014. the back of a wailing ambulance .
015. the wine cellar of a large mansion .
016. behind the school’s gymnasium .
017. a bonfire in the middle of the woods .
018. an otherwise empty parking lot .
019. the bar of a loud , dark club .
020. an empty summer camp .
021. a large hedge maze , easy to get lost in .
022. a neglected or derelict treehouse .
023. a spacious , light-filled meadow .
024. an underground / illegal fighting club .
025. an abandoned scrapyard .
026. a large penthouse overlooking the city .
027. an apple orchard in the middle of spring .
028. an empty playground with squeaky swings .
029. an extravagant greenhouse .
030. the base of a large waterfall .
031. a spacious walk - in closet full of lovely clothes .
032. a quiet hospital room .
033. the dark depths of an abandoned mine .
034. the deck of a fishing boat at night .
035. the thick crowd of an audience at a show .
036. a long , winding road .
037. the site of a car accident .
038. a hiking trail in the mountains .
039. a cramped dressing room .
040. a dusty antiques shop full of relics .
041. the street of an unfamiliar city at night .
042. between the tall shelves of a thrifted book shop .
043. a building abandoned during construction .
044. a house without power or running water .
045. a mysterious trail found in the woods .
046. the back of a taxi stuck in traffic .
047. the inside of an elevator that won’t move .
048. fairgrounds during a large event (or after hours) .
049. a garden bountiful with flowers or produce .
050. a childhood home or bedroom .
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Ok sir have you tried jacking it off and on again
#literally this is how woke up with a pussy works as a trope lol#<- <- lmfaoooooo#best trope#see also:#gr63
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thinking about her (carva prompt)
I’m always thinking about her
When Max asks, “What does it smell like?” Daniel laughs really loud. Max smiles, but he really does want to know. “You said I could ask anything.”
“I know, sorry, I just wasn’t expecting that one.” Daniel’s grinning as he takes a sip of his beer. They’re leaving in the morning for Milton Keynes, where it will—happen. It’s hard to imagine something so strange in the relative familiarity of Daniel’s balcony at dusk.
“It doesn’t really smell that strongly,” Daniel says. He stares out at the night, his eyebrows furrowed a little like he’s thinking. “Maybe a little like, metallic? Like coins.”
Max adds it to his mental picture. Daniel had already said the room was small and warm, like a cave, but made mostly of metal, but also soft somehow. That it would probably only take an hour. It was better—he had said this in a funny voice—it was better the longer they were in there, but that’s usually how long it took.
“It’ll be good,” Daniel says abruptly, definitively. “Because, like. We’re friends, yeah?”
“Yeah, of course,” Max says, automatic. His dad had told him not to let Daniel—he had ideas about how the car would turn out depending on what they did, who it would take after, who it would drive better for. But that’s not what anyone else had said, and it had been a long time since his dad had been in F1. “Will we—kiss?”
Daniel makes a choking sound, then coughs. “Well, I haven’t—” Max can feel Daniel looking at him, but he keeps looking straight ahead. “We can,” Daniel finishes, more quietly.
“Okay,” Max says, and decides to stop thinking about it until tomorrow.
#HELLO??#WILL WE KISS#and jos being toxic and homophobic about the team mandated gay sex#obsessed. subscribing to your newsletter#fic rec!#maxiel
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morning after...
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deliver your teeth
max/daniel, omegaverse
rated E | 16k | complete
Daniel had said to Brad, sounds easy. It was easy, technically. He barely had to do anything. And as soon as Brad was telling him, all Daniel could think about was how upset Max had been in Canada. Daniel had hurt him. So now he could—probably not make it better, but at least—something. Anyways, Max would do it for him. Had, in fact, already.
the sequel to expect a visceral reaction
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I dare you to tell me this fandom is not ABSOLUTELY STARVED for pussy
This is a VERY FUN LITTLE MEME SO LET'S GOOO. I was tagged by the bodacious @alasarys to poorly summarize my WIPs, and then I guess you vote for the one that speaks loudest to your soul???
I tagggggg uhhh @antimonyandthyme @powerful-owl @strawberry-daiquiris @russilton @semperama !!!
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QATAR GP '23 – october 6, 2023 (📸 qian jun)
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spoils of war
seb/mick | 11k, E | chapter 2
"One of my men will have you – as they want. I will not order them, I will not interfere. If I am satisfied – our agreement is fulfilled. If I am not, well…” Toto laughs.
The blood in Sebastian’s veins freezes.
please heed the tags and the prompt!
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