Odysseus' priorities in No Longer You are my new favourite thing: "There is a world where I help you get home, but thats not a world I know"- "What", said with mild surprise. "I see you draw your final breath"- "This can't be", with an air of slight annoyance. "I see your wife with a man who is haunting.."- Odysseus, fully committing to kill everything and anything that gets in his way "WHO"

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

Alternative cozy coffee shop universe where they all drink hot chocolate

if the parallels between tma and tmagp is the beverages. tea and coffee, i just kinda wonder what would be the signature beverage for a 3rd one.

its probably not going to happen but im just imagining a alternate universe where they're so done with the fears or whatever is plaguing their universe so they just drink wine and whiskey while cataloguing the said unspeakable horrors beyond human comprehension.

I call it The Magnus Law Firm

I don't know anything about Taylor Swift but from what I can glean from my dash, she is still making music and people are angry about it

in the oiar office. straight up "getting off". and by "off", haha, well. let's justr say. My armns.

Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

you bottle Miette??

🕯Manifesting a serious-as-a-heart-attack statement from Mr Bonzo detailing his tragic backstory 🕯

The juxtaposition between tma's first avatar being Jane Prentiss, an overall serious and tragic character and tmagp's first avatar being fucking Mr. Bonzo

Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?

we don't need a boop button. we can just do something like this:

reblog to boop prev

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

Arthur: I have made him human

Kayne: you fucked up a perfectly good eldritch horror is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

So Arthur is definitely going to be tried as a witch at some point right?

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