hmmmm

Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?

Me: I must survive capitalism

Do you have any kinks?

That second sleep after you’ve woken up too early

I really like the female body. We’re pieces of art, each so different yet so beautiful. But instead of embracing this, we let society dictate how we all should look like. Fuck that shit.

Choose people that choose you. The end.