his nose scrunch i'm going to cry 🥺
bonus — I'm not crying you are 🥹:
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504 days until jimin is back ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
cr. 0613data
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Your daily dose of cat memes
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yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that
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what are your thoughts on stab wounds?
sexual in any context
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wow
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news is looking pretty good lately
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two households both alike in dignity
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One time I was DMing a campaign where the players walked into that tavern every campaign has and one of the patrons was a Mindflayer wearing a very bad human disguise who insisted his name was Johnald Humanman. And they were just like "Oh, okay. Well, that's his business" and didn't interact with Johnald Humanman at all.
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mutuals i would convert into mp3 files and upload onto my ipod
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do you think about blood? have you thought about blood? will you think about blood? when will you think about blood?
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Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr
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this is killing me
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minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son
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well?
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