In tonights adventure in skyrim: I’ve got a blood dragon, two saber cats, a group of bandits, and some vampires(?) chasing after me.

my sexuality? well you see its *throws smoke bomb, disappears while youre distracted*

I'm sorry for being gone for so long guys... I'll be gone even longer since I'll working on my blogspot blog :( I apologize for being a terrible poo and not being there to say stupid stuff. If you want to contact me, please use my mate's Tumblr blog: thetri-cycle.tumblr.com :| If you need advice they will be there to contact me or provide the help themselves :) I hope you can forgive me for being a poo and I hope that even if you don't need my help, you support my mate who is just starting out on Tumblr and needs the awkward support of random people :/ Thank you lads and lasses and I am sincerely sorry for this outcome.. I wish I could be on here more frequently but... things suck... and not just me... :P Sorry unnecessary and disturbing pun :( Bye

YASH

Jake Gyllenhaal for Gotham Magazine, 2002

This is just cruel...

how to convince a waiter to become atheist

That actually... made me tear up... :") Thank you so much...

Boys, romanticize yourselves. You are a king. You are a warrior. You are an enchanter. You are an angel. You are a god. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.

it’s a goddamn arms race

Things are getting so bad over at Fox News that their staff members can’t even remember when they’ve decided to lie and when they’ve decided to tell the truth!

Smack cam, water vs now-water-hating-Asian-looking-man

DINOSAURS. THEY'RE BACK.

Elizabeth...

Who said "Blondes were dumb Barbies?" Considering Barbie is whooping the ass of a Teddy Bear in "Toy Story 3 (or 2...?)" With smart stuff that probably three-fourths the world didn't even understand, I think you're right (jk jk jk jk I really think they're wrong just I thought it'd be more surprising to... yeah...I'm an idiot...)

Digital brushstroke. Coded in Processing. 80 frames. _Related: Stripes.

THANKS FOR NOTHING SCHOOL.

Merry Christmas Eve Eve Everyone!