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Hey! :) I'm Connor, nice to meet ya! Mostly this blog is just my ramblings and reblogs, so be prepared for random.
Trans guy, he/him pronouns :)
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Have you ever thought about how weird the plots to musicals are? For example:
-Singing and dancing about an ex-con and bad revolutionaries who all die
-Singing and dancing about teenagers who commit homicide
-Singing and dancing about broke people dying of AIDS
-Singing and dancing about disfigured opera singers
-Singing and dancing about the early American government (and certain treasurer)
-Singing and dancing about HUMAN MEAT PIES.
There’s some weird shit, y’all…
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Is it sad I knew all of these?
Have you ever thought about how weird the plots to musicals are? For example:
-Singing and dancing about an ex-con and bad revolutionaries who all die
-Singing and dancing about teenagers who commit homicide
-Singing and dancing about broke people dying of AIDS
-Singing and dancing about disfigured opera singers
-Singing and dancing about the early American government (and certain treasurer)
-Singing and dancing about HUMAN MEAT PIES.
There’s some weird shit, y’all…
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Gabriel: *phone starts ringing*
Michael: *Looks to see who's calling*
Michael: Ahahaha you still call our dad 'Daddy' Gabe?
Gabriel: *looks at Michael with a completely Straight face and answers the phone*
Gabriel: Hey Sam
Michael: *chokes*
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MAY YOU MEET YOUR FAV IN 2017
Didn’t happen in 2016? 2017 is your year.
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how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing
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me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright
also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today
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Honesty Hour, Ask me anything! Nothing will go unanswered
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DOESN’T IT KILL YOU THAT BY THIS TIME NEXT MONTH JOHNLOCK WILL BE CANON
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Blog I follow: hey guys hows it going?
Me internally: This is it my shot for them to get to notice me but what if I say something wrong or sound too braggy what if they ignore me or worse see my blog and dislike it somehow I barely have over twenty followers they have a thousand but I love their content so much what is wRONG WITH ME
Me externally: *scrolls past* Another day.
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It’s been 94 years
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAN LEE
2016 has taught me not to take any of my “celebrities” for granted so….
I appreciate
all
you’ve
given
us
Marvel is what keeps me going
It keeps me fighting
It keeps giving me reasons to live
And, it has provided me with the best role model I could ever ask for (RDJ not Tony Stark, lol!)
And I even got an OTP out of that :P
All thanks to you, Stan Lee, the true superhero
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Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful.
Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.
Read more.
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WHAT THE FUCK I JUST SAW ROGUE ONE LAST NIGHT AND NOW CARRIE FISHER IS DEAD I'M CRYING IN THE GAMESTOP CHECKOUT LINE I HATE THIS
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The longer I look at this the older I feel
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