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like the way this shit makes me feel needs to be contained
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am i the only one excited for the return of patatas
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Do Alex and Greg both have a crush on Noel, or what is going on in s. 4?
I'm rewatching in order from the beginning and the number of art tasks in this season seem suspiciously abundant.
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thinking abt the inherent tension that comes with being the last person shown to do a task on taskmaster. being the last shown in the selection means you've either aced the task first time or you've fucked it up beyond belief and there is very little in between. sometimes you can tell which it is by the contestant's face before it cuts to VT but sometimes they don't even know themselves. its amazing
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Pemberton HOW. You are the same age as Greg what are they FEEDING you.
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why is greg pouring milk on himself? he usually gets the contestants to do that
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It’s that time of year again.
Taskmaster has been confirmed to air Thursday 24th March at 9PM on Channel 4.
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I've since gone on to register the coconut at Companies House.
Mark Watson (series 05, episode 03: Phoenix)
Make this coconut look like a businessman.
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facts about animals
prawns are cannibals
if there's an elephant in the room, then you're in the wrong room
cutting an earthworm in half makes you a sadist
i think it's worth repeating that prawns eat their babies
and monkeys eat monkeys (but who gives a monkey's- monkeys)
and if you squash a wasp, it releases a chemical from the wasp that attracts people who tell you facts about wasps
source
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Jenny: Who's the biggest cheater, Alex?
Alex: Well, there's three, aren't there: there's Gorman, there's Tim Key, and there's Joe Wilkinson transgressing the red green so deliberately in that potato task. So, probably him. I just don't understand why he did that. On purpose.
--Alex Horne on Ep. 100 of the People's Podcast
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I think, for the uninitiated, this is another pretty good description from Elis and Ed of Series 17 Taskmaster contestant, John Robins...
Basically, Ed Gamble and Elis James (accurately) describe John Robins as "a sad spider" until they can no longer speak
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absolutely the best recurring bit in taskmaster is when they intro a task and greg says 'well these are intelligent people so they're not going to just blunder straight ahead into it, ignoring [obvious obstacle that doesn't immediately occur to a person under pressure], right?' and alex goes 'yes of course. want to see [two to three people who absolutely did that] first?' and greg goes 'yeeaaahh :]'
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"i was coming on to sally"
"please do"
i love her sm (link)
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