OSMOSIS JONES (2001) dir. Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly, Tom Sito, Piet Kroon

about to say something mean but i feel like every "male-specific" issue is something that also happens to women its just that a lot of you dont seem to see women as people

The two twins…

@jonmartinweek Day 5 - cryptids | webs & weaving

when i saw the prompt webs & weaving i immediately thought about web!martin weaving spiderweb into jon's hair -- unbeknownst to jon who is just too blissed out by getting his hair touched, and apparently too asleep to notice his boyfriend has four hands (and also the, uh, spiders). the progression of gray in his hair is just subtle enough that jon can't make the connection which is perfect for martin who needs to keep track of him

bonus:

[START ID: Two drawings in purple hues of Jon and Web!Martin from a Web AU of The Magnus Archives. Jon is a thin Persian man with medium length, curly dark hair and a beard, all hair streaked with gray. Martin is a fat mixed Polish/Korean man with shaggy dark hair, a streak of white in one of his bangs, and several beauty marks on his skin. 1st image: Jon lays asleep on top of Martin's chest, his head nuzzled into the crook of Martin's neck. One hand is curled to his chest and the other rests behind Martin's head. He smiles blissfully, feeling perfectly safe while asleep. Martin looks down at Jon with a smile, one eye a bright magenta with a slit pupil. The other side of his face is obscured by Jon's head and shadow. One of Martin's hands holds Jon's hand on his chest, the other draped around Jon's low back. His other two hands have spiderweb wrapped around his fingers, the fingertips pointed into sharp claws. One is close to the nape of Jon's neck, the other held above Jon's head, both with shining white web pulled and connected to the greys in Jon's hair. Jon's hair lifts slightly in the back with the pull of the webbing, other parts curled around Martin's fingers. Several spiders crawl around Martin's skin, notably one across his cheek. Martin says in multiple speech bubbles, "Jon...Jon? Are you asleep? There's spiders in your hair...I'll take that as a yes" with a heart at the end. 2nd image: A simpler drawing, Jon looks into a mirror aghast at the amount of white in his hair, three exclamation points by his head. His arms hover around his hair, and he frustratedly shouts, "Where do all these grey hairs keep coming from?!!". An arrow points to a small drawing of Martin's head, looking to the side with a W smirk, now with eight eyes, says, "I dunno...hehe". End ID.]

wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

T-shirt by Sorry About The Vibes

Yet another Simon and Marcie comic

Thinking about how Marcy probably trusted Simon so quickly because he was the only one who looked like her

Also thinking about how she’s the only one in ooo who remembers what is was like to be a human before the mushroom war

Also thinking about how music is Marceline’s entire life because her mom and then Simon and then the human survivors all taught her songs to get her through hard times when she was a kid/mortal and so now whenever she doesn’t know what to do she plays a song

Also how Simon sang the cheers theme to stop himself from forgetting when he put the crown on and ice king still remembers the song he sang to Marceline in the dark cloud

Thinking a lot

this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

The Dungeon Meshi anime fandom right now.

Michi & Mai, A:TLA 2.03 | Izumi, A:TLOK 4.09

(Lullaby - The Cure)

Final project for my illu class, a poster for the Magnus Archives >:33

gone and forgotten

art was particularly hard today but we carry on

Senshi Dunmeshi 🤝 Samwise LOTR Cooking meals for loved ones

I recently started watching Dungeon Meshi and somehow came up with this crossover and I just had to draw it haha

Skeletons know what’s up.

Turn off mute!