king leonidas: we’re going to fight the persians at thermopylae
anti-sjws: idk if you replace “persians” with “greeks” you sound an awful lot like a traitor to your people
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I saw one “nien” too much on tumblr. xD Naw, anyway, I hope this helps you not to mix it up anymore!
Nie wieder ie/ei Scheiß! xP
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gouache painting for my mom, of the little coastal town in Italy we visited last summer. It was my first time working with the medium and I have to say I really love it!
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Dr. Mae Jemison, MD, the first black woman in space and first actual astronaut to appear on a Star Trek show, one of the very few people on this planet of whom two pictures can be posted depicting them doing their job on a spaceship with entirely different contexts.
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his name is snart
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meet-the-medic.jpg
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PIXAR, 1995: what if toys had feelings
PIXAR, 2003: what if fish had feelings
PIXAR, 2015: what if emotions had feelings
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you know what i don’t get? when like, people write romance stories where two characters are so in love w each other its all magnetism, but they? don’t even have fun together? or are even nice to each other sometimes?
"our love could level a thousand mountains and conquer a million cities"
ok but… are you even… like….. friends????
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I'm trying to imagine how Harry told Hermione and Ron he forgave Snape
Harry: so like Snape's actually nice
Hermione:...
Ron:..
Hermione: Harry, he harassed you for 7 years
Ron: not to mention that quidditch incident
Harry: before he died, he said I had my mother's eyes
Hermione: everyone says that Harry
Harry: yes but he had a crush on my mum and she didn't like him back
Ron: so?
Harry: I'm gonna name my kid after him
Hermione: Harry no
Harry: Snape 5ever
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i love the phrase “shut the fuck off, kid”
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I want a Kerbal figurine so I can stick it on an Amiibo base and try to convince people it's the Olimar amiibo.
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I’m doing a social experiment called ‘agreeing with boys when they compliment you’.
the results:
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villains with tragic backstories
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unmotivated to put effort on anything right now.
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tfw DOES exist in german. the german people meme.
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