not-quitenormal
"the many faces of galinda the glorious"
.max, queer, genderfluid, polyam, they/them.
This is the personal blog of a whats-it who has no social life outside of the internet.
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out
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good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)
basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal
#hot showers#(i need to be careful of my mindset tho because i sometimes use them as self-harm)#but basically if i walk out looking like a cooked lobster i am *happy*
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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.
I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).
And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:
“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”
And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them
“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”
I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before
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Kyubey from Madoka's worst sin was explaining entropy without reference to Claude Shannon's information theory. Followed closely by his exploitation of teenage girls
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interlibrary loan is a beautiful name for a baby girl
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I think about British Airways Flight 5390 a lot
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#shit my husband and i learned the hard way#i was turning 26 and needed ins because my work's SUCKED#we got married so i could join his plan. he had done the math and figured we could do it.#WRONG ABORT LMAO#it would have financially ruined us so i needed to hop onto masshealth#(in retrospect we could have just put me on masshealth first and waited until our goal date to get married.)#(but if we had done that and we weren't married when everything in 2021 happened i would have made our lives so much worse)#anyway. this country sucks.
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