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//I don’t really care about the Lion Guard’s Scar backstory one way or the other but I do love the implication that Mufasa saw the scar and made it into a nickname like “Lol that’s fucked I’m only gonna call you Fuckface McGee from now on” and then absolutely everyone around him, even the hyenas were like “Lol yeah hey Fuckface McGee” and that’s how Mufasa taught his son to refer to his uncle and even when Mufasa is dangling from a cliff for his life and making a desperate appeal to his brother’s humanity he’s still like “Fuckface McGee pull me up your face is shit” and then even when Scar becomes King no one respects him enough to go back to his old name

Oh my god... oh god oh mymt of no kejdn di ofj my figod godd damnit hodkd goltygolholy fuckk noo

you know whats a good trope? when a character sarcastically says “what should we do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]” and the next scene is them mid-execution of said outlandish and foolish plan

In Disney’s The Lion King (2019), the lion kings have no dicks and balls. This is a subtle nod to the fact that the Lion King producers at Disney have no dicks and balls

legendary

was the dust that spelled “sex” in the new lion king

Fuck OFF

YOU HAD ONE JOB

Rewatched the lion king 2 (which is so gd underrated tbh) and just had to draw Vitani!

The Lion Guard + Onion headlines

here eat this

The only good addition thank you

Simba: Hey everyone today my little brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down *pulls up picture of Bunga* perks of killing him would be I’d get pushed way less

Simba: Hey everyone today my little brother pushed me so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down *pulls up picture of Bunga* perks of killing him would be I'd get pushed way less

I'm sorry but the ultimate personality test is if you like Lion King 2 the most you're straight and if you like Lion King 3 most you're gay