Poor John Rogers. He’s gotta be feeling like a writer for The Onion trying to make an entertaining show about justice in an unjust world, and it all just. Keeps. Getting. Worse.

lord the peasants are so loud today

Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.

my favourite thing about the magnus archives is that no one fucking knows anything. they’re all like “hey, what if we make a fire baby because somehow that will help,” “what if we throw a dance party for a bunch of PoWs,” “what if we run around a jungle for hundreds of years like a bunch of turds” and everyone just takes it in stride. “aw, fuck, man, our fire baby messiah got soulbonded to a librarian and it ruined our plans.” Did it? Did it Arthur? What plan? since when has anyone in the magnus archives ever had a plan? they all just read a book by some bitchy dude in 19th century London and were like “well, he seems to know his shit, let’s give these ritual things a try.”

Magnus fandom, 2016: We're horny for this lady made of worms!

Me: Huh. Unexpected, I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Magnus fandom, 2024: We're horny for this guy made of needles!

Me: Of course you are, my children. Be free.

Magnus fandom 2024: We're horny for this bulbous oozing clown man!

Me: I think 95% of your are being facetious, but the true 5% can go with god.

Magnus fandom, just now: We're horny for a member of the British Aristocracy!

Me: Gross. No. Absolutely not. Sick freaks the lot of you. I am officially kinkshaming. You disgust me.

i feel like i just got hit by 6 trains one immediately after the other

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"hostile work environment" and it's your boss hunting you for sport

HAPPY FIRST OLD BASTARD TO LADY MOWBRAY 🎉 🎉 🎉

made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish

and a joyous one for when there is love abound

you know i didn’t expect that.

there is not one name on this list that isn’t a lifetime achievement of fucking

sometimes i forget my characters are transgender but not that they like physically are trans i just forget that thats considered like a defining quality. like i dont remember being trans is a thing. to me a boy has boobs sometimes and thats just how it is

𝔻𝕒𝕪 𝟚𝟙𝟜 on 𝟟.𝟝.𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟜 🍉🕊️

A little gator friend for a lonely jester girl

Lesbian sex

huh

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

damnit caine

Pretty sure it had to be done already but I had a need to draw it xD

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