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nopenopeartichoke · 5 years
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i found an old destiel thing i wrote based off a prompt i saw on here
and i’m trying to clean out some stuff so here! have it :)
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Mr. Novak is a relatively quiet teacher.
When he lectures, his voice is loud enough to hear, but soft enough so that he doesn’t yell – he hates to raise his voice at anyone. When he talks to a student, he often bends down to their height because he doesn’t want to seem overpowering. He hardly ever calls a student’s parents, unless the situation is entirely serious and he is the only one who can make the phone call – often times he leaves it up to the assistant principal in charge of behavior.
So, the kids enjoy his class. Mr. Novak teaches English: a quiet subject fit for a quiet man. He allows his students as much freedom as he possibly can, so long as they do their work and turn it in before the deadline.
The students don’t know much about Mr. Novak, and neither do his fellow coworkers. Some are aware that he’s married, but only a select few who found out because Mr. Novak let it slip one day at a meeting. He had said, “My husband—” and stopped himself before he said more, but his coworkers had already known, and his fiery red face was enough confirmation on its own.
Mr. Novak – or rather, Castiel – has kept his marriage a secret for reasons other than he is a private, reserved man. Castiel is married to Dean Winchester.
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nopenopeartichoke · 5 years
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Unlucky Steam key scammer calls electronics, gets the dumbest employee in the world.
warning: long story.
When I worked at Walmart, I went from cart pusher->cashier->electronics->security. Sometimes after I switched to security, when electronics was really swamped, I’d help out for a few minutes. One day, the phone was ringing and I was walking by and randomly answered it.
Sir Scamalot: “Hello, sir, this is Steam Support services with Valve.”
Instantly, of course, I know this is a scam. I adore valve and played so many of their games too. I can’t believe my luck! Of all the calls to answer! Surprisingly he didn’t have some weird accent.
Me: “Oh, uh… what can I do for you?”
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Advent calendar art #3 :D
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CLICK HERE TO WATCH !!!! SMALL TWINK GETS ROUGHLY IMPALED BY HIS DOPPELGÄNGER !!!!
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Always Dream Big, Kitty
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*squint* 
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So I wanted to draw this little reference to show the difference between different members of the corvidae family. It sort of got out of hand… And now I think wings are a huge pain in the ass to draw and I never want to see a bird again.
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Sibylline Meynet  -  https://meynet.deviantart.com  -  http://sibylline.ultra-book.com  -  https://sibyllinem.deviantart.com  -  https://www.instagram.com/sibylline_m  -  http://www.sibyllinemeynet.com  -  https://www.patreon.com/sibyllinem  -  http://sibyllinesketchblog.tumblr.com  -  https://www.facebook.com/sibyllinefr  -  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh3MXtzwH-XP-BkzljzGFoA  -  https://society6.com/Sibylline  -  https://plus.google.com/+SibyllineMeynet  -  https://vimeo.com/sibyllinem  -  http://www.gallerynucleus.com/artist/sibylline_meynet  -  http://sibylline.portfoliobox.fr  -  https://twitter.com/Sibylline_M
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@creationent:#sothishappened #spnminn #dudewheresmybutton #itsfixednow @jarpad @mishacollins #castiel #trenchcoat
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Coaling tower, Welch (WV)
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Jorge Diezma, Sin título. Óleo sobre lienzo. 4'5 x 4 cm. 2017 Galeria Alegria, Madrid
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One of artist-designed free #libraries that appeared around Indianapolis in 2015. It’s called “Harvesting Knowledge” and was created by Brose Partington More
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