before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

I love this picture. Sultry, come hither stare out the bars, oral fixation prop in mouth, loose oversized shirt + NO PANTIES. One leg lifted up revealing a peek at his exposed rabbit hole. Jailhouse FISH god damn he was ahead of his time

how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

the sneefer... (@mendingwallfarm on tiktok)

Wilmer McLean is one of the funniest and unluckiest historical figures to me because his house got fucked up by a cannonball during the first major battle of the American Civil War, and so he moved to a completely different city to be safe from the war, but 4 years later, the very last battle of the war occurred in and his house was commandeered by the Union army as a place that Lee could formally surrender, after which the army just stole all his shit.

"The war began in my front yard and ended in my front parlor."

the thing about the three musketeers (book) is that there are three musketeers (guys) and also a fourth dude who's always hanging out with them and is part of the friend group. yet he is not one of the three musketeers

she’s happy that I’m back!

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

lounging