"I'm going to feed you to my gnomes"
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"Shuriken Puss"
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Alright, be my foot pimp
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I'm not long for this world, and I've got a cello to build.
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Get off my snack you weird banana!
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Fisting a wild animal with acid grapes was great.
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"No, oranges are for fags"
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The ocean is protecting us from kidney thieves.
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The past haunts me with its expectation, it's missed opportunities, and a deep longing for something more.
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You're so gentle for cheese.
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"That's a pretty cheap blowass!!"
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I don't want sex, I want to feel loved.
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It's not pegging if it's a real dick!!
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I can't take missing you. Not tonight.
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"One day, someone's going to love you for who you are, and they're gonna be real freaky cuz that's what it'll take"
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Why do we, as human beings, lie to those who mean the most to us?
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Today is super surreal.
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