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how many pieces of jewellry do you wear?
(includes individual rings, necklaces, earrings, piercings, etc)
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i add more/remove more depending on where i am
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why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating
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when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences
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I adore crow's feet. I'm drawn to how it lets joy shine through. It's incredibly attractive.
I was struck by a character's smile and I wanted to see more such smiles. I turned to Google and all the results are about botox, treatment and prevention. As if it's a disease. It's horrid how a natural sign of your laughter and moments of joy being etched on your face is considered ugly or undesirable. Antithetical to humanity and happiness. The cosmetics industry needs to be burned to the ground.
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i put on makeup for my costume today and i looked so scary like thats not my face attached to my face. but i was supposed to look scary because costume
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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?
british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians
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god + angels can't see into the bathroom but they do know when you bring your phone in there
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daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage
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