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i put flowers on my cat and he didn’t even appreciate his own beauty
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me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.
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Now I’m not normally into poetry but I love this so much
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HAVE Y’ALL SEEN THIS SHIT ON TWITTER I’M LITERALLY DECEASED (her twitter)
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#GwenOnSNL
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someone: hey are you okay me with no hesitation: *starts crying*
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All bitches do is contour they nose and use the dog filter on snapchat
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ok who’s idea was it to put brendon urie in thomas the tank engine
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neon nature tour: 3 albums, 3 eras, 3 acts
and I don’t know who i want to be  living with identities that don’t belong to me never thought that i could be free
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my favorite way to hang out is so lowkey like u wanna watch reality tv all day in our sweats?? ok. wanna do homework n barely even talk except to complain about how much work it is?? ok. wanna read different books while sharing an entire tub of ice cream?? ok. going out is so much effort like sometimes u just wanna enjoy someone’s company without doing anything “special” and i think those are actually the most special times 
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i love it when ur talkin 2 a mate and they’re like “OK SO” and ur like fuk yes i am SO ready for this drama ur about to rip someone so good
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i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
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“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.” 
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hate to see your heartbreak
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