everyone thinks of the founding fathers as these almighty gods but one time john adams was off in france and he sent back his notes from his meetings but accidentally attached some pages from his diary so all of congress stopped what they were doing to read john adamsā diary and laugh at himĀ
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In the movie The Santa Clause, one becomes Santa by putting on the red coat after the death of the previous Santa. Even ignoring how morbid this premise is on its own, itās possible that thereās another even darker level to the story. When Scott Calvin shows up at the North Pole as the new Santa, not only do the elves not appear surprised, they seem happy to see him and not at all upset about the Santa he replaced. And furthermore, at the very beginning of the movie, we see an elf standing with a crowd of children outside a toy store near Scottās house. Why would she already be there if she didnāt have some sort of prior knowledge of what was going to occur? This leaves me no choice but to conclude that the elves not only hated the previous Santa but actually orchestrated his demise.
tl;dr: In The Santa Clause, the elves totally murdered the previous Santa.
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warm up doodles!
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I feel terrible, like thereās a weight on my chest
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Old person: back then, this item was 5 cents!!! Everything has changed so much!
Me: Why did you ruin the economy
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snk + tokyo ghoul quotes
āIf you were to write a story with me as the lead role, it would certainly be a tragedy.ā - Kaneki Ken
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Iām actually really eager for 2016. I know time isnāt real & we all die, but an imaginary fresh start feels nice
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pills n potions
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Painting all day long and the brush itās cooler than the painting itselfĀ (ć_ _)ć
Ig: micolsinn
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I think I've finally decided to go on semi-haitus. This school year is really rough for me with all the school-work, and I want to get on here as much as possible but it's going to be difficult. I'll set up a regular queue and I'll try to be on as much as possible.
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