before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

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What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

everyone hates my thin and meager stew

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer

‘relationships are work’ means ‘you have to put effort into loving each other intentionally & learning how to love each other and communicating properly’ not ‘your relationship makes you feel stressed and sad most of the time & the other person disrespects you and treats you bad but you stay anyway’

ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is

whys king kong………..so fucking large

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

YOU hate JK Rowling!

god she is always serving cunt.