Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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Lesbian sex was invented as a way to pass the time on long train rides
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I need this tomfoolery in my life
kobi levi in for the love of shoes - patrice farameh (2013)
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"The Stoppables"
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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"A world without trans people has never existed and never will"
Poster spotted in Olympia, WA
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I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever
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making every single character I like autistic because all of them are autistic (I'm right)
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Edit Note: I'm really amazed by how much love this post got. Guess it just shows we're all in the same boat. I do have other humorous writing memes on this tumblr under the same tag, if you're interested. Never give up writing! ❤️
Edit Note 2: I can't believe this has reached 9000 notes. Been on tumblr for almost ten years (different account) and nothing like this has ever happened before. Thank you! 😊
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