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noacaffrey · 4 years
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do you ever watch a really bad movie just because one actor played in it and you’re like “i hope you’re fucking happy now, i’m doing this for you”
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noacaffrey · 4 years
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Please reblog if you ship Lizzington. Just trying to prove a point.
Please, and Thank you. 
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noacaffrey · 4 years
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LOL
Elizabeth Keen: Screw with me and I walk!
Raymond Reddington, internally: Did she just say I can screw her? 👀
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noacaffrey · 4 years
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And I’d die to be on your lap for one minute, daddy. *drools helplessly*
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Dembe and Kenneth are not amused with Raymond “Huge Flirt” Reddington but I think Samar’s into it (;
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noacaffrey · 4 years
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Raymond Reddington + The Smirky Smile
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noacaffrey · 4 years
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See a difference?
Let’s get kinky
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noacaffrey · 4 years
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i got a special bot for the blacklist server and i’m having fun.
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noacaffrey · 4 years
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Urg its so FLUFF I CAN’T
“You’ll have me—always” urg how dare you make us feel so fluff and whole
why must you always destroy us so...!!! *wails helplessly from a pile of goo* your long fics obviously keep me alive and sane in the disappointing thing called life and reality but your one-shots/prompts, man, it only takes a few minutes to eat them but they sure leave me a happy seagull with a French Fry so that I can muster up the courage to continue dragging my ass for the remainder of the day, so. I LOVE YOU MY DEAR PUMPKIN <3
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Jesus if I had a Red in my life, a guy who keeps acting like this, so utterly sweet and just everything you could ever ask for—I’d latch onto him tighter than a Boa constrictor and purr into his lap. Why Liz doesn’t the opposite—I HAVE NO FREAKIN CLUE someone please help me make sense of her *screams in frustration* Maybe there’s alien genes in there that make her simply unable to comprehend love. Good lord. I pray for her, I truly do. *sighs in exasperation for the umpteenth time*
"Angst/Fluff Prompt List MVPs" -- 18.  “Tell me what’s wrong.” and 30. “You’ve been quiet.”
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“Tell me what’s wrong.”
“What makes you think something’s wrong?”
“You’ve been quiet.”
“So?”
“It’s been two minutes since I answered your call, and all you’ve said so far is ‘hey.’”
“Sorry, did I wake you?”
“Does it matter?”
“Yes?” She frowned, turning to her side. “I don’t want to keep you from sleeping.”
“You’re not.”
“Oh.”
“Elizabeth.”
Closing her eyes, she rolled over to once again lie on her back. “I don’t know why I called.”
“Were you having trouble sleeping?” he asked, concern lacing his low voice.
“Yes.”
“Nightmares?”
She shook her head, forgetting for a moment that he couldn’t see her. “No, no nightmares, just…”
“Is the bed not to your liking?”
She nearly snorted. “I’ve never been in a bed more comfortable, Red.”
“I’m glad to hear that,” he said, and she could almost hear the smile in his voice. After a beat of lingering silence, he asked, “What is it that’s keeping you awake, Lizzy?”
“It’s quiet,” she blurted.
“What was that?”
“It’s too quiet,” she repeated, her words little more than a hushed mumble. Clearing her throat, she did her best to ignore her growing embarrassment, thankful he wasn’t here to witness the flush on her cheeks. “This apartment you bought me—it’s clean, it’s secure… I feel safe, I do.”
“I feel a ‘but’ coming.”
“But I’m used to hearing leaking faucets and rumbling pipes, the too loud television from the room beside mine, the sound of cars pulling in and out of the lot...” She sighed, somehow both drained yet wired. “I’m used to having that noise distract me from… well, everything, and this silence just reminded of how alone I really am. I’m—I just… I feel so alone, Red.” When all she could hear was a faint rustling sound, she meekly whispered, “Red?”
“I’ll be there in ten minutes.”
She blinked, not sure she heard him right. “Um…”
“Elizabeth,” he said, just as she was about to hang up. “You may be many things, but alone is not one of them. You have me—always.”
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noacaffrey · 4 years
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😂
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TBL fandom after the season finale.
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noacaffrey · 4 years
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hmm who to believe, the man who's been unerringly loyal to you for 7 fucking years (and more) or the woman who took your daughter to the park and killed someone WHICH YOUR DAUGHTER THEN SAW
tough choice
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noacaffrey · 4 years
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ok if dom dies is she gonna accept that her mother killed her own father?
oh guess fucking not what the hell
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noacaffrey · 4 years
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OMG PLEASE CODA!!!!!!!! You’re going to be our saving angel. Mother Teresa. Jesus Christ. Pleaseeeeeee we desperately need your mind-blowing writing skills in order to salvage what’s left of our bodies riddled with bullets holes from being shot at point blank, from behind, with a fucking machine gun. PLEASE we need your top-notch surgical skills.
After being forced to watch that? Honestly, I’m surprised I’m still standing. I’m surprised that I haven’t lost the will to live yet, after seeing Red betrayed yet again by his precious Lizzy, painted as this gullible, frail character when he’s anything but. How they’re tarnishing him, it’s utterly disgraceful and I have no words. And who else was ready to throw up when Red was forced to lay in the lap of blonde bitch ??? And seeing Red blindly reach for his Lizzy??
It’s like watching a sick, neglected, emotionally abused puppy. He keeps licking her hand when those same hands belong to the feet that kick him. how dare they paint him like this. I will not stand by and see him trodden on the ground like this even if it’s the last thing I do
The animation was fine. It was not perfect by any means, to be frank it painfully reminded me of video games from a a decade ago, and I visibly recoiled whenever Ressler came onto screen with that face-from-hell but being an artist myself, I know they put their best effort in it, and I think it deserves kudos. Some of the scenes were nice. (Being honest tho, I truly think they shouldn’t have gone 3D, if this was going to be the end result. 2D/cartoon/anime style, or even stills, or heck, an audio-only episode with a blank screen would have gotten more positive reviews, I think.
WHAT WAS NOT FINE WAS THE WRITING. I can’t believe an episode like that can even be called a finale. Like, NO. No. No. Just, no. It gave us zero closure, barely any new information. And can Red get any more gullible? Aren’t Dembe and Red supposed to be masters of the art of deception??? And isn’t Liz supposed to be a *checks notes* profiler??? “Liz is embracing the her own darkness and becoming a *checks notes again* hero” was just... *facepalm*
And, lastly but not least... “Mother”. *laughs hysterically* oh my god I know Liz is desperate for family ties and she’s broken and all that but COME ON is she a five year old or what.
“I’m as happy as a seagull with French fries” was so cute tho.
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goddamn, we need some major fix-it fic up in here y’all.
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ima write a metric shit-ton.
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noacaffrey · 4 years
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When I look at you, thats what I see. I see my way home [insp]
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noacaffrey · 4 years
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DEAR LORD GET HIM OFF HER LAP
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noacaffrey · 4 years
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It was quite cringy tho
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noacaffrey · 4 years
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DEAR LORD GET HIM OFF HER LAP
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noacaffrey · 4 years
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JB: More than ever, Liz now finds herself stuck exactly where she did not want to be — between these two parental figures. Katarina and Reddington […]
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