reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/

i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

what they don't tell you about divorce is that you don't need to be married to get it, you just need a willing mutual

my favourite thing about large discord servers is when they make an announcement post and all the reactions on it are like. POG FACE. TRANS HEART. E. CONFETTI EMOJI. FLAG OF PERU. SNAKE. Q. EYES. FIRE. MISCHEVIOUS DEVIL SMILING EMOJI. ANOTHER POG FAGE. PREGNANT MAN. HOT DOG. THUMBS UP. VRISKA.

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

People are getting really really fascist about peaceful protesters and it’s getting scary lol

Simz on Instagram

Which is Your Black Cat?

some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

it’s just me and my irrelevant blog against the world