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I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.
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Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:
You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.
She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖
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Morphological diversity of fungi collected from a marine sponge species, Ircinia variabilis
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feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here
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mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy
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Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch
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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?
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So we're supposed to look straight at it?
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FYI, y'all have my blanket permission to spam me with as many boops as you need to get those cute badges :3
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Ayo Edebiri accepting the Critics Choice award for Best Actress in a Comedy
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there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral
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Juvie was insane. Once, a girl tried to kill me with rat poison, so I took her outside and I punched her 'til she died.
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