nitrozelda
nerd in pastel
my name's (shi)vani. she/her. lesbian. this is my tumblr. i post funny stuff about the stuff i like. follow if you'd like, i don't use this much anymore. i'm an illustrator and a writer, i currently go to ringling college of art and design in sarasota, florida but i'm originally a houston gal so hmu if you're down to clown around. anyway, please follow my art instagram and poetry blog, both those things mean the world to me.
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(over the intercom) could we get a vibe check at the front register please
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poeople think fascism sounds like soviet national anthem but really it sounds like woooohooohooohoooo gonna be best day ov ma lyyyfe ly y y y y y yfe
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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office
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katniss in book 3: my childrens playground is built on dead bodies and bones, i never wanted children but peeta convinced me, i will never heal from what happened to me. the end
me reading that shit at 15:
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aang: past avatars please give me your wisdom to solve this problem without violence
kyoshi: lmao loser doesnt want to kill anyone
aang:
aang: hey can i talk to someone else
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today our dnd party was Arguing a lot and
paladin: WAIT. we’ve been fighting a lot since we found that fiend’s sword. is he turning us against each other?!
dm: roll a perception check
paladin: NAT 20
dm: *checks notes*
dm: no you’re just all assholes
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me @ tumblr: stop recommending me things. you don’t know me like spotify does
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