nights1212
Soul of a hapless one
Hello! David here. 29 male, spoken for by an angel. Sometimes NSFW content
Im here to talk for those that need it. Ageless/Untitled/below 18 blogs will be ignored/blockex
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my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM
oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing
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He wanted to taste the drugs off Carrie Fisher
Hey why the hell does jabba the hut lick his lips like that
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girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life
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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one
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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
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people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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am I into 'rope and rigging'?🤨 uh yeah I guess you could say so
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