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i hate to be That Guy but having more lotion than brain cells is literally my defining character trait
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If you guys are ever worried people don't buy me enough Bath & Body Works lotion, I just want you to know you can rest easy because it's the only present I ever get and I don't know what to do anymore.
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Things they don’t tell you about top surgery
- Talk to the surgeon about the size you want your new areolas/nipples (don’t be afraid to ask)
- Numbness. No one talks about this for guys who are about to have surgery. You’re going to be numb all in your chest area, especially where the incisions were. They cut nerves as they pass along your chest, and it can take up to a year to regenerate those nerves. Still, feels super foreign for the first two weeks
- Make your bed into a pillow chair, body pillow, two on each side, and two for your head. 
- Sleep alone. I tried to sleep with my girlfriend and it was miserable. You really do need the entire bed for yourself
- Go on Groupon, & get yourself a 10 foot lightning cable iPhone charger, BEST THING EVER, can reach from wherever you are
- Don’t take a week off from work, take two. You will regret the one week, and love the extra time
- When they say “don’t move too much, even after the first week”. LISTEN. I moved way too much and got so sore super quickly. 
- Drink lots of water & eat if your taking the pain medication, otherwise your stomach feels super funky.
- Get stool softeners, & don’t be afraid to take those babies. Don’t wait a week to poop. you’ll surely regret it. 
- The drains are scary & they may hurt while draining or rewrapping your dressings, but once they come out, the second they do, its no more pain, its crazy. 
i hope this helps someone, because i wish i knew all of this when i was having mine a month ago. Looking back its like everyone forgets all the real negatives, its a great experience, & i healed very well & quick compared to most, but the first few days are crazy. They hurt, suck but it gets better. 
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Hey guys tiny pic is shutting down in 4 days, backup stuff that's hosted there ASAP. I think ao3 is doing something to preserve fic illustrations but uh you might want to grab those and save them anyways.
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Nick Robinson started a patreon and he already has 57 patrons so there’s never been a better time to remind the world about how much of a scummy softboy creep he is
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A Romantic Evening - submitted by mercuryrosegarden
#3D1359 #BA2E7F #E06D94 #EFBFB6 #F7E8C5
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hey friendly psa/reminder that with the seasons changing right now, a lot of people with mood disorders (and even people without them) can get all messed up and wonky from that so try to go a little easy on yourself if you find yourself spiraling or getting emotional a lot lately okay? youre doin your best. love u
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It is spooky time
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I hauled Palmier’s old lore out so she’s back to doing research in prosthetics + regeneration magic and she runs her own lab.
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doing tasks when u have adhd is ppl is just ppl constantly assuming ur incompetent bc they refuse to listen to how you work or adapt in any way like… imagine you have to clean your house. so you’re like “ok, i have to start by cleaning the bathroom, then the kitchen, then the living room” so you start doing that. and you finish the bathroom and that was a lot of work so you take a break. and THEN someone else is like “why isn’t the house clean” and you’re like “well im working on it but i just got to the bathroom so the rest still isn’t done” and they’re like “???? what do you mean you just got the bathroom done?? why can’t you just clean the house??”
because for you, you have three tasks, and you finished one. but for everyone else, you had one task, and you didn’t even finish that one thing you had to do. and also no matter how much you try to explain how you’re approaching it everyone else is just like “can’t believe you can’t even finish ONE TASK” 
& thats how it is with literally every single thing you have to do ever
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The way that mlm and wlw interact is so different like
Mlm: i made eye contact with this guy once and i think we’re married now???
Wlw: every day she makes me pancakes and kisses me gently on the nose and holds my hand as she sings softly to me. We’re such good friends :)
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161 days i think?
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“Listening to the signs”
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“team of people and there’s one girl” is literally the worst trope and I’m Tired of it
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