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Barry: I certainly cannot complain about that for even a second.

Blaine: So hurry up and get your very sexy butt here. And be safe!

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Barry: hmm well now that you say that, that doesn’t sound like such a bad thing

Blaine: Which also means I'll have to stay very close all night just so I can catch you and stop you quickly ;)

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Barry: true. And he actually does some good for Gotham lol it really has been. I apologize for that. Okay no but the last thing I need is to risk being too drunk and saying something to give things away. Which I’ve almost done lol so playing it safe

Blaine: He definitely does. Don't be sorry, I get it. Okay but if you DID start to say anything you know I will happily stop you from continuing with my mouth.

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Barry: probably would've. honestly, i'd expect it more from cooper than you. aw i love it. i'll bring some of my alcohol just to have some buzz, but not wasted lol might be odd if i had a few drinks and didn't have any reaction

Blaine: Cooper keeps to himself too much to ever be like Elon, thankfully. Oh good! That'll be fun, it's been a minute since we've gotten to be buzzed together. And not like drunk would be BAD assuming it's a quiet night out there.

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Barry: ok you'd NEVER get that bad, i'm certain of that lmao i can't wait. sounds like they're right up my alley, tbh.

Blaine: No, probably not. Or at least I'd hope not. I figure if it was going to happen, it would have already happened by now. They really are. A bunch of very smart dorks just wanting to let loose and have a fun time.

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Barry: of course. you know i will bring you back down to reality if i think you need it lol mhmm. i can't wait. it'll be fun to just be a normal couple out

Blaine: I appreciate that. Plus, I don't think you'd put up with me if I went all billionaire crazy like Elon. It's going to be great. All of these people are a blast so far. And everyone's super smart so you're going to fit right in.

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Barry: okay i'm here to tell you that that is not the case at all lol shhh my boyfriend is also hot as hell. we're just irresistible together

Blaine: Well thank you. And please let me know if I ever get crazy and out of touch with reality. Aww well thank you, I try very hard. We really are, huh? Can't wait to show you off to everyone here.

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Barry: aw i'm sure that wont be anything you have to worry about. it's not like you're that disconnected from what a normal person does. awwwwwwww

Blaine: I certainly don't think I am but maybe I'm just SO disconnected that I don't even know I'm disconnected lol I mean, you've seen how hot my boyfriend is, I've got to try to keep up ;)

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Barry: always

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Barry: yes but i can also help them if something comes across your radar. i'm sure they'd love that. TRULY. awww, well, you're very fit even without it

Blaine: Damn, my own personal superhero. I'll come up with some ideas, see what everyone's into. HA only because I work out a few hours every day. But thank you.

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Barry: okay but if you ever get any sort of credible threat, you tell me. okay, yeah you do amazing things for the overall community. but like you said, could be good to get in with your people and do more events with just them. build morale. i can't wait. i was way too much of a dork to consider the gym lmao i had my already fast metabolism and i just let that keep me in shape lol

Blaine: I will. But I do also have security for that so please don't worry. Yeah, maybe I'll put together a few things for the new year, see how they go over. At least you were blessed with a fast metabolism. I cannot say the same lol

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Barry: you really think someone's going to try and assassinate you? do you need the flash to become your personal security? that could be good? like a nice, non abusive elon musk. why do i feel like your pants tonight are probably tight enough to make up for it lol it did. HA. no. i worked in the csi lab non stop. i was barely out in the field so i didn't go to the gym like the rest of the CCPD. think about who i am. do you think i would really be a gym guy?

Blaine: Always a possibility when you've got my kind of money. but I'm fine, promise. Exactly. I mean, I try. I already donate everywhere, have a ton of research to help with climate change and world hunger...trying to put some positive shit into this world since no other Billionaires seems to want to. Oh, my pants are very tight, you're going to love them. Idk, I could see you becoming a gym guy. Not the annoying type but just to keep yourself in good shape. But you're also sort of a dork so maybe not ;)

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Barry: I’m sure they never thought Blaine Anderson would party with them and pay for it. I’m sure you’re making an impact on them tonight. Eh yeah maybe don’t do that all the time. Special occasions lol ugh it does which is why I think I hate it the most. Lightning gave me abs. I didn’t ask for it. But I do enjoy having them now lol

Blaine: ...hopefully no one tries to assassinate me lmao I won't, but maybe I could start doing more events for them, really create a sense of community for the people who followed me out here, you know? I'm sorry, I'll make sure to take my cape up for you next time we're out together lol Lightning did a great job. Do you think you would have gotten them on your own eventually? Or not really? Hard to picture Barry Allen before The Flash for me. Were you a gym guy?

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Barry: you are definitely not your brother and I’m sure it WILL make a difference at some point. Tonight is a good example. Lmao I’m sorry I’m just giving you crap. It works for you. And nothing about you is just “mere mortal”. You’re incredible, b

Blaine: Or it won't, and that's okay too. At least I'm trying. Sucks that he's the more forward representative to the public but I get it. I just hope not everyone expects an open bar for their parties now lol No no it's fine, I know capes are dumb. Also it covers my butt which is unfortunate for you. Thanks, Bar, but compared to YOU? I'm fine I guess lol

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Barry: look at you. Blaine Anderson, man of the people. Awww. that was very nice of you. I hope we won’t have to worry about that ever but we both know we never can guarantee anything. Lmao so dramatic. You did catch me off guard. Not sure if it was the suit or the cape =P

Blaine: Trying, anyway. I've always tried to have a more open and welcoming vibe than what my brother puts off but it hasn't always made a difference... Hey, least I could do, right? Hey I know the cape is dumb for you especially aerodynamically but it is very carefully designed with some Anderson tech so that I can safely jump from very high places. Some of us have to make up for the fact that we're just mere mortals :P

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Barry: whose event is it? Not that I’m complaining. I love super casual events (but dressing up can also be super fun). Yes, I know. We’ll be looking out for each other out there. We can’t be beat. It’s hard to put it away but I DO trust you. I just would rather get hurt than you. Our suits really add a whole other level to it too ;)

Blaine: Apparently the birthday/NYEE party of one of the guys who works for my company. They saw me out and invited me so I decided to cover the open bar for them. We're a pretty great team. I'd rather get hurt than you too so we're in the same position :P I will never forget the first time I saw you in person in your suit, thought I was going to pass out.

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Barry: oh wow. Very casual. I love it. Feels like a very different pace to what I’m used to with your events lmao aren’t you a lucky one =P mhmm. Just as long as you know if I tell you to leave it’s just because I really do want to look out for you. But I know you’re capable of handling yourself out there. Crime fighting boyfriends is a very fun thing we get to do.

Blaine: The most casual. Well, this isn't your usual Anderson event. I'm the luckiest, it's true. Okay but please ALSO remember that I've been doing this for years in Gotham. I will trust you but I also need you to put the boyfriend away and trust me too. I love that, so sexy.