guy doing a furniture tier list: i think beds are slept on

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

babygirl i can waste time i don't even have

Guy about to invent sparkling water: water is so good but I wish that it tasted terrible and hated me

i want to be a vampire so bad. it would open up a whole new world of procrastination. puts off finishing a novel for 100 years. i don’t do the dishes for 20. oh wait i don’t have dishes because i suck blood. another fucking win

my mom n i are trying to afford a divorce + move out. im disabled + cant work rn, so i rly need help w covering things like meds and dr visits so i can get my health issues treated so i can work 🥺

cashapp

paypal

kofi

gfm

My previous post died and I really badly did not meet my goal for last month. I was not able to renew my $400 dental plan and need to do it this month, pay a $79 fee from my previous apartment as well as my $131 rental insurance. I also just received a $90 bill from Labcorp and am being charged a bogus $160 AT&T fee after I moved apartments and also need help with groceries and medications. I am very grateful for the financial assistance I have received in the past but to be frank in the present I am completely and utterly drowning. I need about $1,190. I am in an extremely bad place and really need to make it through this time. Please, please reblog and boost. Thank you.

My previous post died and I really badly did not meet my goal for last month. I was not able to renew my $400 dental plan and need to do it this month, pay a $79 fee from my previous apartment as well as my $131 rental insurance. I also just received a $90 bill from Labcorp and am being charged a bogus $160 AT&T fee after I moved apartments and also need help with groceries and medications. I am very grateful for the financial assistance I have received in the past but to be frank in the present I am completely and utterly drowning. I need about $1,190. I am in an extremely bad place and really need to make it through this time. Please, please reblog and boost. Thank you.

I talked to my friend about how I want to do Things (like hobbies things) and I just don't. Because I can not do them

Anyway he invited me to do one of the things so it's very nice of him 🥺

my main goal in life is genuinely just to have a good day

OCTOBER 4TH?!?! YOU MEAN SNOOPY’S ORIGINAL APPEARANCE DAY!!!!!

I Kissed a Girl being knocked off #1 on the Hot 100 by Disturbia which was knocked off by Live Your Life which was knocked off by So What which was knocked off by Womanizer which was knocked off by Single Ladies which was knocked off by Just Dance which was knocked off by My Life Would Suck Without You which was knocked off by Right Round which was knocked off by Poker Face is an insane run of HITS. We really said the Global Recession needs the cuntiest soundtrack.

this reddit thread of living your silliest life is so so good

i'm out of foodstamps til the 2nd of october if anyone has a few bucks

thank u love u

ven @/pisshet | pal

i love you comforter i love you pillow i love you sheets i love you mattress i love you plushie i love you dark room i love you bedtime

babe i really can't talk right now i'm in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music